Your fav KB post of 2009

[Tank]

As the year comes to a end its a great time for reflection.

So think back to all those threads that have made you laugh, cry, or facepalm and quote your favorite post of 2009.

Winner gets 3 internets, a green bling and Christmas wishes.

[AllanB]

I can't choose between all my posts, they were so bloody good.


Oh you mean other peoples posts

[SPORK]

My sig.

Or anything Dean or Skiddy have posted, now that I think about it.

[Ronin]

As the year comes to a end its a great time for reflection.

So think back to all those threads that have made you laugh, cry, or facepalm and quote your favorite post of 2009.

Winner gets 3 internets, a green bling and Christmas wishes.

Take all of deans posts, write them on individual bits of paper. Stick those bits of paper to a wall. Throw a dart.

Best.Post.Ever.

[James Deuce]

Take all of deans posts, write them on individual bits of paper. Stick those bits of paper to a wall. Throw a dart.

Best.Post.Ever.

That one. I loled.

[gatch]

From the "how to build a bridge and HTFU" thread, posted by me.

I just beat my dick like it owes me money.

[EJK]

I like all of Indiana_Jones' posts. They are very naughty naughty.

We love you Indy!

[slofox]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...d.php?t=115491

This recent one cracked me up - well, some of the suggestions did anyway...

[Genie]

From the "how to build a bridge and HTFU" thread, posted by me.

I've only been here a short time...but yes....I loved this one....

beat it baby!!!

[paturoa]

"watching your wife give birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down"

10 thingies

[Hitcher]

Modesty forbids. And most posts are always different with reflective hindsight.

A kindly Site Administrator may be able to run a list of the Top 10 blinged posts of the year...

[Mully]

Modesty forbids. And most posts are always different with reflective hindsight.

A kindly Site Administrator may be able to run a list of the Top 10 blinged posts of the year...

Ah, but many of Dean's posts made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. But not in the "bling" type of way.....

[EJK]

Further note:
I find "tags" more funnier than posts.

[cc rider]

Well Tank, I like to think that the year is not over yet....

.....that there are many more opportunities to dribble shit, put a foot in it and then put your foot in your mouth....


Not you my dear but others, there will always be others

As for Dean, well I'm baised when it comes to my little boy . But if nothing he is quote worthy. Not thinking before he talks...don't know where he gets it from

[woodyracer]

has to be skiddy's biggest essay ever!!! man he has spare time!

Skidmark:

I have read every post in this entire thread yes all eight pages. A very interesting read indeed, i have come to the conclusion. That you are a prick. In saying this though, if you had an accident i would do everything i possibly could to help you, as i am not a person that holds a grudge.

Here is a good example of this:

I was a pillion on the thursday night ride, the bike infront had a pillion passenger, to give thier member names on kiwibiker is not needed so i will not say them. the pillion passenger went to change his grip and fell off the bike. right infront of the bike i was pillion on the bike i was on locked up the rear wheel and was heading for a ditch, but the rider managed to save it whilst dodging the rider, the first thing i did was start running in the opposite direction, to see the pillion from the bike that was infront of us try to stand up stumble 2 steps then collapse to the ground.

Now the pillion rider who had come off we had been friends for a while, and at one point on the thursday night ride i passed him coming into a corner and he had a bit of a go at me which looing back now was a fair point, but up until this crash i did not really associate with him much. but my first reaction was to run as fast as i could the 100 metres or so down a busy road to get to him and attend to him it's called empathy and giving a shit about somebody else.

Luckily he was ok.

What was the point of that story?

That no matter how much of a prick i think you are no matter how much you dig into me, hate me, think i'm an idiot/maniac or whatever else you can think of.

If you had a crash or needed help then i would help you i would not just laugh and keep going and mutter something about karma.

Yes my riding needs some work , my self control needs work, thats why i made a thread, i knew i would get abused but i also knew i would get some help out of it which is what i needed.

If you do not want to read threads about biker down. which you always bitch and moan about, then do not open them, do not read them, you are in control of what you read on here, and you are the one in control of replying or not, i suggest you read over your posts katman, and decide what it is you are trying to achieve, to piss people off, to shit stir, or simply to voice an opinion. I am all for voicing an opinion but making personal attacks on those you have never met and showing what seems to me like no empathy whatsoever yes you would stop at a crash , but it's not just about that.

Yes, we do all give each other shit around here alot of it quite jokingly and you are also right that just because we share a common interest it doesnt mean we have to get along.

In saying this, for those of us that want to talk about motorcycles and things motorcycle related and basically anything else in the rant or rave section, this site is a great resource, and i have made some friends that i'm sure i will have until the day i die because of this forum. Also yes there are some people i do not like, not everybody is going to get along, this is not a perfect world, infact far from it.

Poke shit all you want katman, if you are here to talk about bikes go ahead talk about bikes and hey whatever else, but do not make personnal attacks it is uncalled for to constantly use me for your personal entertainment and the focus point of your abuse, if you do not like me, add me to your ignore list, or perhaps not reply. The choice is yours.

You have very strong opinions katman and i can appreciate that, but there is no need to single me out, and i think you need to note that there are boundrys and a thread of a biker down is no place to sling abuse at fellow members, take it to a private message conversation but do not jump into other peoples threads when you know full well what you are saying is not appropriate to put in that thread. Maybe you just want others to dislike you, i do not know, as i have not met you.

Take from this what you will katman sling more abuse or whatever, it is achieving you nothing except maybe some strange sort of pleasure going well shit i showed that skidMark didn't i fuck i net bashed the little cunt good and proper.

Well done a gold star for you.

What does it achieve, wasting what little time you have on this planet your on average 70-75 years, why are you wasting it getting all upset over things that in all honesty do not matter.

Life is short, enjoy the time you have, you never know when it's up.

If you read this post and instantly want to dig into me thats fine go ahead katman, but once you have calmed down i want you to read it again and again until you understand and maybe realise what you are doing is pointless and in a way pathetic.

You seem to always start arguements to get people worked up and well done you achieve it everytime.

What is the purpose though what does this achieve for you?

So many questions don't answer any if you like, or maybe just answer them to yourself perhaps.

I hope someday we can get along without slinging abuse at each other we don't have to be friends and in no way would i ever expect that to happen, but keep it civil.

Regards: Mark.