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  1. 24th December 2009, 06:40 #1
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    "The Twelve Days of Pirate Christmas"

    "The Twelve Days of Pirate Christmas"
    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
    12 ships to plunder,
    11 cannons firing,
    10 crewmen leaping,
    9 sharks a' swimming,
    8 rum-filled bottles,
    7 lusty wenches,
    6 jolly rogers,
    5 gold doubloons,
    4 eyepatches,
    3 earrings,
    2 wooden legs,
    and a parrot for my shoulder - Arrr!
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    Yaaar! A fine rendition o'skipjack skullin' there me heartie! A much better long gun to treacle th'top gallants with chain!
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    How about a clever ""The Twelve Days of a Biker Christmas"? Perhaps someone clever could make something up and contribute it?
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    On the twelfth day of Christmas, a biker gave to me...

    12 twisties turning
    11 gastanks filling
    10 knees a'scraping
    9 pipes a'rumbling
    8 leathers squelching
    7 boots a'clumping
    6 sparkplugs firing
    5 full rack bags!
    4 leather gloves
    3 tassels
    2 pillion pegs
    And a nice empty road to be free!

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    "The Twelve Days of a Biker Christmas"


    12 - feck this - I'm going for a ride...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLord View Post
    On the twelfth day of Christmas, a biker gave to me...

    Best I could do on short notice.
    And jolly good it was! Must spread more rep before giving to DarkLord again blah blah blah..... Have to start dishing some more around!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Yaaar! A fine rendition o'skipjack skullin' there me heartie! A much better long gun to treacle th'top gallants with chain!

    Any reference to Pirates in a thread title and you're never far away are ya, hate to burst your bubble ya lovely man but you can't be a Ninja and a Pirate, It's simply not done. A pirate in red camo

    Edit: I just googled 'Ninja+Pirate' and your Avatar popped up My apologies.

    6 Jolly rogerings FTW
    Oh bugger
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    only 8 rum filled bottles
    I cannot put my finger on it now, the child has grown the dream has gone

    there'll be no more aaarrrrrggghhhhh but you may feel a little sick
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