Decks are more dangerous than motorbikes

[MSTRS:Me]

After the successful trial run, Mom has issued a NY invite to Nick the Prick to pop round to get decked...
















ps - what a silly thing to do, Anne. Take it easy. Try not to damage anything else.

[ynot slow]

Does the bloody deck lead from the bloody kitchen,if not serves ya right for leaving said kitchen,Mark shorten the chain,you know the consequences dude.












Oh have a good xmas.

[Big Dave]

The Mom stood on the burdened deck
Whence Maha went to the shed;
The pain that lit the footsies wreck
means serving breakfast in bed.

[Owl]

Does the bloody deck lead from the bloody kitchen,if not serves ya right for leaving said kitchen,Mark shorten the chain,you know the consequences dude.

Don't think I'd like to be in your shoes on Mom's next visit to Palmy.

Heal up soon Mom and if you do need surgery, tell them you want it done under local anesthetic Doc's reaction will be something like

[MSTRS:Me]

The Mom lay on the bloody deck
Twisting her face in pain
She called out to her lovely man
"The bloody thing has struck again"

We aren't laughing at you Anne. Really.

[Mom]

The Mom lay on the bloody deck
Twisting her face in pain
She called out to her lovely man
"The bloody thing has struck again"

We aren't laughing at you Anne. Really.

Bastards!

Its alright, you will all keep

[Beemer]

I hear you - my downfall (literally!) was a flight of stairs at the council building! Been off work since November 27 with a haematoma on my leg that hurts like a bastard, and sprained ligaments in my hand!

At least I should get some money out of ACC!

[allycatz]

Hows about when you ride a bike into your deck...I did that last year....jammed my ankle between bike and deck...oh the pain and the embarassment....hope you have a speedy recovery

[Skyryder]

Why don't you put "Deck Repair" on the Christmas wish list?

Either wait for the third person to be injured ...

Go on the dole and apply for grant to get a new deck. If they turn ya down go to the media. That works.


Hope ya mend soon.


Skyryder

[Mikkel]

Bummer, I hope you'll heal quickly. Alas, soft tissue injuries can be a long time in healing.

There's only one thing for it: ACC levies on soft-tissue...

[martybabe]

That's a bugger eh, hope you heal well and quick super girl. If it helps our Chrimbo plans just took a nose dive too, grrr.

Have a good one babe and put your feet up (doesn't sound like you've got much choice really). Thoughts kisses and Hugs from the Martybabe household.

[scissorhands]

I've got a big deck

[Toaster]

Mum take good care of those injuries and heal fast. Have a great day Christmas Day and big manly hugs to Mark too.

Cam and family.

p.s. Yes decks are dangerous! I tripped over the edge of the deck as I got off my motorcycle dropping my beer can into my marajuana plants.

[Edbear]

My rude children reckon it is because I am old

The reality is there are some small deviations in the heights of the decking planks, I just managed to find one that caught my foot in exactly the right place

So you got decked, then... Gotta watch those small deviants...

I got her back though She is currently driving to Thames to pick my Mommy up for me.

How cruel you are! That's a fate worse than death at this time of the year!

(Not the getting the Mummy, bit the driving to Thames bit)

[Grahameeboy]

The truth is that Mom has recently disovered Media stardom and her feet have not touched the ground for a while so her feet were on unfamiliar turf and now I discover that she will be incapacitated for 6 months......well that is what she told Markl....sounds like a classic case of BooHooywood