Decks are more dangerous than motorbikes

[Mom]

(Not the getting the Mummy, bit the driving to Thames bit)

She had a trouble free trip there and back. Took just on 2 hours to get back from Thames, which is pretty good going really. The traffic is still moving freely up here, though they reckon it will be crap later on today. The last one to worry about is my son whois riding up aftre he finishes work tonight, hopefully he will get a good trip north too.

[Maha]

You should drink more...it means you are relaxed when you trip...and you don't usually hurt anything...if you do, you're so pissed you don't notice!

Is that 2 ACC claims in your household for that same deck now?

Yip, but at least I was pissed...and didn't know about the pain till next day...

ATGATT.

Had you been wearing your boots, the injury wouldn't have been as severe....

Never mind. Heal up quick and send Mark to do the shopping....

Shopping complete, not alot of stress to be honest, even got some help from the shop owner...

Does the bloody deck lead from the bloody kitchen,if not serves ya right for leaving said kitchen,Mark shorten the chain,you know the consequences dude.
Oh have a good xmas.

Brave Brave man Tony...

The Mom stood on the burdened deck
Whence Maha went to the shed;
The pain that lit the footsies wreck
means serving breakfast in bed.

Where is Fatt Max when ya need him?....

Mum take good care of those injuries and heal fast. Have a great day Christmas Day and big manly hugs to Mark too.

Cam and family.

p.s. Yes decks are dangerous! I tripped over the edge of the deck as I got off my motorcycle dropping my beer can into my marajuana plants.

Cheers Cam 'Deck the Halls' and all the carry on, Merry Xmas to you guys....

The truth is that Mom has recently disovered Media stardom and her feet have not touched the ground for a while so her feet were on unfamiliar turf and now I discover that she will be incapacitated for 6 months......well that is what she told Markl....sounds like a classic case of BooHooywood

You did say you would call in over the next few days eh?....

[Maha]

The Mom lay on the bloody deck
Twisting her face in pain
She called out to her lovely man
"The bloody thing has struck again"

We aren't laughing at you Anne. Really.

Bucket of cold water should sort that wee problem out...

[Edbear]

She had a trouble free trip there and back. Took just on 2 hours to get back from Thames, which is pretty good going really. The traffic is still moving freely up here, though they reckon it will be crap later on today. The last one to worry about is my son whois riding up aftre he finishes work tonight, hopefully he will get a good trip north too.

Hmmm.... Back to the drawing board on that one then...

Yup, hopefully your son will ride to arrive in the same condition he left.

Very sorry to hear about your wee accident, though. No fun at all when you must have had so much fun planned.

All the best to you all.

[hayd3n]

we had a drunk here one night , he fell over the deck and cracked his head open on the neighbours door step

[ynot slow]

No fun for mom,but you're lucky,know of a guy who was at his daughters 16th birthday,the edge of deck gave way,he fell a metre or so,but rolled down a 5mtr bank,wheelchair bound now.

[Mom]

Apparently I will survive, my crutch technique sucks, I need to ice my foot more, I over supervise and I am still old! God I love having my kids home

Oh, but my glass is empty

[Maha]

No fun for mom,but you're lucky,know of a guy who was at his daughters 16th birthday,the edge of deck gave way,he fell a metre or so,but rolled down a 5mtr bank,wheelchair bound now.

Mom is very good at giving out orders, but, Tossin' the Salad does not mean what I thought it did....

[MadDuck]

Oh, but my glass is empty

Mom is very good at giving out orders, but, Tossin' the Salad does not mean what I thought it did....

Jeez Mom. Your training has lapsed lately

I know from experience that a salad doesnt go very far when you toss it.....

[caseye]

Mom is very good at giving out orders, but, Tossin' the Salad does not mean what I thought it did....

Maha!@#$% oh shit ! thats was bewdiful!
Mom I sincerely hope that the ankle/leg comes right soon, meanwhile i would presume to prescribe copious quantities of spirited liquid and a modicum of active movement, relating to getting siad liquid from table top to mouth!
Merry Christmas the James family( he , he, I know better, but am going with the news reporters, who must be right if they say, it!)
Take care.
Caseye.

[ynot slow]

Mom is very good at giving out orders, but, Tossin' the Salad does not mean what I thought it did....

Are you the reason coleslaw is in sealed containers at kfc?

[Gareth51]

Apparently I will survive, my crutch technique sucks, God

Does this mean no lap dancing at the party?

[scumdog]

Oh, but my glass is empty

Does that mean you're COMPLETELY negative - like as in worse than 'the glass is half empty?

[AllanB]

Can anyone else hear Carvers mind ticking over - his next stunt will be riding his motorcycle over a deck

Sorry to hear of your injury Mum - hopefully you get lots of goodies for Christmas to make up for it!

[newbould]

You'll need to strap up the riding boot real tight on that one.

No decks is more dangerous - the flat in dunners with a back door 3 meters above the ground - no deck - party - death.