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  1. 8th March 2010, 14:22 #1
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    Could this be Bishop Brian's cell phone?



    Seems about right.
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    Hehehe. Nice.
    Stop showing up to the beating.
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    I just called it, the Terms and Conditions are terrible.
    Tithe this Tithe that, must wear sandels and be handy with wood bla bla.
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    www.bishoptamaki.org.nz

    "Bishop Brian Tamaki is the physical manifestation of God."

    yeah - there is a guy whop dosnt take himself too seriously.
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    "We're not a cult"

    "Also, I'm God on earth, SATAN IS OUT TO GET YOU GIVE ME MONEY RAAARRGG"

    Um, righto Brian.
    Stop showing up to the beating.
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    Jim Jones anyone?

    Attacks from Satan

    It is inevitable that Satan will attempt to destroy the work of God by spreading lies and slanders against God's Annointed Man. As the Last Days unfold, Bishop Tamaki will undoubtedly come under increasing attack from his enemies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Jim Jones anyone?
    now everyone drink the cool aide...
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmay View Post
    goes like a whore on P
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    Quote Originally Posted by UberRhys View Post
    now everyone drink the cool aide...
    Mmmmmm, Orange, my favor........
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    I just called it, the Terms and Conditions are terrible.
    Tithe this Tithe that, must wear sandels and be handy with wood bla bla.
    Hammer provided, bring your own nails?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Hammer provided, bring your own nails?
    actually he only rents you the hammer @ 900 easy payments of 60% of your gross wage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UberRhys View Post
    now everyone drink the cool aide...

    -Indy
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    Whats amazing is that kool aid still sells - you would have thought the whole jim jones think would have been a marketing death blow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    actually he only rents you the hammer @ 900 easy payments of 60% of your gross wage.
    Shit! That wasn't in the fine print...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Hammer provided, bring your own nails?
    Not required any more.


    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Not required any more.

    Too soon?

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