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  1. 24th December 2009, 22:38 #46
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    'Cause 12 kids, none under control, can steal you a lot of stuff au
    Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
    It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
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  2. 24th December 2009, 22:41 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Was easier dancing than a life on the dole....
    Santa yelled ''Mary! Rudolph is late''.....
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  3. 24th December 2009, 22:41 #48
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    But all was not well in tinsel town, the reindeer strike was a big let-down,
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  4. 24th December 2009, 22:52 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Santa yelled ''Mary! Rudolph is late''.....
    Mary yelled back...did ya leave open the gate?
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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  5. 24th December 2009, 22:54 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Mary yelled back...did ya leave open the gate?
    Santas backyard was in a terrible state..
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  6. 24th December 2009, 22:57 #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Santas backyard was in a terrible state..
    From Rudolph and Vixen trying to mate...
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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  7. 25th December 2009, 02:16 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Then she ripped off her clothes and swung from a pole.
    ....the elves in the front, all yelling Ho! Ho! Ho!
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  8. 25th December 2009, 02:38 #53
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    sorry broke out in a poem....put me on the nordy list
    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Santas backyard was in a terrible state..
    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    From Rudolph and Vixen trying to mate...
    they trampled the flowers
    they ruined the roses
    they mounted for hours
    til we sprayed them wif hoses

    they cum all through the frontyard
    they cum all through the back
    but not nearly as much
    as whad's in Santa large sac
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  9. 25th December 2009, 05:37 #54
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    and the funny thing was, Santa was black!
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  10. 25th December 2009, 05:47 #55
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    Santas sack black ? Surley no, you guys are on
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !
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  11. 25th December 2009, 06:06 #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    and the funny thing was, Santa was black!

    and with that, could it be the end of Christmas if Santa is Black?
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  12. 25th December 2009, 06:21 #57
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    hell no, Santa"s not black, he give's more that he take's back
    WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.

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  13. 25th December 2009, 08:24 #58
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    Santa steared at "one fast tl1000"'s avater ...
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  14. 25th December 2009, 10:14 #59
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    Never before had he seen such fine
    jugglies bouncing on-line
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    A set of titties looking ever so fine
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