Christmas story KB style

**mattian** · 25th December 2009, 16:27

Then mattian chimed in, "look but don't touch! those nipples are mine"

**piston broke** · 25th December 2009, 16:43

the ginga cop said "and i'll give you a fine"

**EJK** · 25th December 2009, 19:09

"Put it on my tap you fucker!" I gently replied

**98tls** · 25th December 2009, 19:19

He replied "we dont do taps"

**nallac** · 25th December 2009, 19:28

so bend over and get ready for a right old.....

**98tls** · 25th December 2009, 19:30

Insert,yes Sir we do Inserts.

**crazyhorse** · 25th December 2009, 21:33

Would that be inserts for Stirts?

**cc rider** · 25th December 2009, 21:33

Originally Posted by 98tls

Insert,yes Sir we do Inserts.

And santa knew by his smile, that a f#*t job hurts....

**98tls** · 25th December 2009, 21:38

and so Santa from that day forth carried a supply of Heli-coils,always.

**cc rider** · 25th December 2009, 21:46

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Never before had he seen such fine
jugglies bouncing on-line

....and for my christmas wish, I wish them jigglies were mine....

**Laava** · 26th December 2009, 09:56

...and lo, so it became that the jiggly inserts were squeezed into a tight pair of leather pants whereupon they squeaked and rustled for evermore!

**cc rider** · 26th December 2009, 22:12

Originally Posted by Laava

...and lo, so it became that the jiggly inserts were squeezed into a tight pair of leather pants whereupon they squeaked and rustled for evermore!

...and so upon xmas, now all tucked out of sight, two firm little buns, of yummy sugar delight.

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