It's official - turkish delight and port don't mix

[woodybee]

GDay Dudes and Dudess's

Well it's definately official I have eaten a box of turkish delight and washed it down with a bottle of port wo will be sleeping like a baby with a roaring stomach into Christmas Day.

Say here watching Shyte Midnight Mass on the TV as round my Ma and Pa's and they like it albeit theyr'e asleep!!!! turn it of and they'd wake up!!

What would possess anyone to go to midnight mass on Christmas Eve, are the pubs shut or something!!!bet it stinks of booze in there, and when they scan the audiences theres a right bunch of dodgy geezers looking at the camera, like looking at Crimewatch!!!

My brother works for Marks and Spencers over here, and has brought all the food, so its already wrapped up, glazed stuffed, and ready for the oven, woohoo what a result.

Its now 3 week and 5 days before I get over to NZ and am chomping at the bit to get there, god its so cold over here, the freeze started last week and hasnt relented.....bit warmer today, but the snow's on the way back, and have been sliding all over the place over here........not good as Rolf (My micra) lost his wheeltrim as I slid into the side of the road the other day, so nearly got killed going back and getting it!!!

Hope you are all well and so looking forward to seeing you like a cat on hot bricks.

My sergeant at work is wondering what is going on our shifts. two chicks are going to Australia in January then March, I got to NZ in Jan Feb, and another guy is going Husky Racing over in Finland......bizarre or what, makes a change from costa del shyte........

Anyway, miss you all loads, and christmas wishes include for the mad bastards in Iraq to blow themselves up for Christmas and let us normal peaceful folk live in harmony again, and let our service dudes get back here with their famillies, lot of coverage about them over Christmas and its been bringing tears to my eyes...........What tossers the Middle East Folk are....how did they get born with such bad blood.

The oher wish is for an almighty big Lottery Win,,,,woohoo Bring that On.

Merry Christmas, I miss you guys so much made some wonderous friends who I shall value for life.

Q, Mr S, Scummy, Chrissy, Ghosty, XK, Rural, Old Rider, Chucky, Xaria, Phaedrus, Cold Comfort, Shrek amd Mrs, Shrek,Jen,Ruralman,Old Rider, Jim, Daffyd, Kemet, Sels and Kay, Nighthawk, and all those other lovely folk, you are wished the happiest christmas's of all . Shit I know I forgot some to mention.

and last of all IDB........ Merry Christmas x

Woodybee, now very pissed, smiley and heading for bed in about another 5 glasses of ports time.......

[MyGSXF:Me]

Merry Christmas Jan!!!!

Jess & I have been helping in at the 'Loaves & Fishes Christmas Dinner' today.. just got home with very full tummies!!!

We missed you heaps at the KB gathering.. was jus not the same without your bounce!!

Have a fantastic day with your Ma n Da.. I bet they are happy as to have their girl home for Xmas

Take care hun!!!

Jen & boys xx

[woodybee]

Thanks Jen,

Have fun New Years Eve, and have a feeling 2010 is going to be a happy and lucky one......woohoo bring it on

Woodybee x

[scumdog]

Ya still haven't learned not to drink, have you???

[woodybee]

Scummy,

Am still learning how to drink, but dont like not remembering much the next day which happened after the work piss up, luckily every body couldn't remember much, and one of my crew projectile vomited everywhere which took the heat of some of us that were bolloxed.....

I have only ever PV once, and that was whenI first met the mother of a guy I was later to become engaged to,,,,,didn't marry him.....anyway, yeah drank way too much arrived back to meet his mum for the first time, felt a bit queezy, felt it come up, clasped my hands in front of my mouth, but holy fuck, that stuff must happen at the same rate of knots as a sneeze man as a concrete wall in front of me wouldn't have stopped that coming through!!!!
Mega embarrasing.....might start a log up of Your Worst Living Nightmare Memory of being pissed sometime soon, sure there will be some big stories on that in fact I'll do it now......

Woodybee x