Fat bloke walking

[Fatt Max]

I know I know, it's a trumpet blowing post but I'm fucking proud of myself so here goes...

4.30am this morning, up and out of the house to meet the OXFAM Trailwalk team for a training walk. 42 fucking KM's through Woodhill Forest....up hill, down dale, beach, dunes, fecking paddocks....blimey, this fundraising lark is bollocks......but we love it..!!

Anyways, we got it done in just over 8 hours which was a pretty good effort...and not a pie in sight....

Yep, apprecaite that there are far more intersting things to read but just had to share this with you...If I can do it, well, you know....I must be a stupid arse...

Right, off for a Radox bath and a fiddle with me rubber ducky

Missing you already....

[Virago]

Well done Max. That's inspirational.

[P38]

Good on ya Fatt Max

I just got done walking the sugar loaf...... 5kms round trip.... steep grade to the top flat for about 1.5kms then steep grade back down again.

Huffed N Puffed my fat arse around it in about 40mins......

Time for a cold one now I think........

[martybabe]

Well done you a valiant effort however, there is a downside to all this exercise dude, just a little word of caution, consider for a moment if you will, the user name "Thin Max' is that what you want 'cause that's what'll 'appen

[Fatt Max]

Well done you a valiant effort however, there is a downside to all this exercise dude, just a little word of caution, consider for a moment if you will, the user name "Thin Max' is that what you want 'cause that's what'll 'appen

Oh fuck, you sage you......no, that cannot be the way.......I'm off down Dominoes for an extra large triple cheese pizza with extra cheese.......and a diet coke, dont want to make a pig of meeself eh...

[Fatt Max]

Good on ya Fatt Max

I just got done walking the sugar loaf...... 5kms round trip.... steep grade to the top flat for about 1.5kms then steep grade back down again.

Huffed N Puffed my fat arse around it in about 40mins......


Time for a cold one now I think........

That is a good effort yourself dude, you deserve the beer (I assume you dod not mean a cold shower...!!)

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Did you do any training before had I hope so or man are going to be sore tomorrow. Great effort max maybe next time i'll come with you.

[Fatt Max]

Did you do any training before had I hope so or man are going to be sore tomorrow. Great effort max maybe next time i'll come with you.

Yeah mate, been in training for a few months now. Do all up about 25 - 30km's per week with a 20km walk most weekends building up to the bigger walks with the team (35Km upwards).

Today was the biggest distance the team had done so it's a bit of a milestone. the next hit out is a 50km walk in 2-3 weeks time.

It's all for the OXFAM Trailwalk in Taupo later this year. 4 person team to complete 100km's as a team within 36 hours.....but yes, I will be sore....hope Radox actuallly works.....are you supposed to drink it?

[Pussy]

Oh fuck, you sage you......no, that cannot be the way.......I'm off down Dominoes for an extra large triple cheese pizza with extra cheese.......and a diet coke, dont want to make a pig of meeself eh...

You should be able to get two or three pies down while you're waiting for the pizza, Max!

You're welcome!

[cc rider]

hope Radox actuallly works.....are you supposed to drink it?

Not if it changes colour, Max. That means someone had a wee wizz

Nice to know you kiwi guys are getting such tight tight buns


Brilliant go boys

[Fatt Max]

Not if it changes colour, Max. That means someone had a wee wizz

Nice to know you kiwi guys are getting such tight tight buns


Brilliant go boys

Thanls for the sentiment......

However....

Hate to piss on your chips and all that, but I am a fat pommie bastard......been here for 12 years though, wear jandals, say 'eh' a lot and think the mince and cheese pie is the worlds greatest invention next to Pineapple Lumps and the dark haired lesbian chick on Shortland Street.

As for tight buns, well again, do hate to disappoint but my buns are about as tight as the inside of any Australian chick's panties when on their OE in London (Quick travel tip gentlemen...if you meet an Aussie chick overseas, dont waste time buying her drinks, saying nice things and being romanitic....simply tap her on the head and her knickers will fall down quick enough)

So CC, thanks so much for your kind words but a kiwi with tight buns I aint.......

Speaking of buns, anyone got a Sally Lunn they dont need....?

[cc rider]

Hmmm... don't really know where to start, Max.

Note to self - never accept chips from ANYONE ever again (especially if they have pissed on them)

Are you telling me ex pom/kiwis have bad dress sense, the cuisine range of a dip budgie and a lack of arts culture to get past watching soapies & eating junkfood (had to google Pineapple Lumps )

As for Aussie chicks, well I was just trying to be nice, why you picking on me, Max

... and who wears panties


* make sure you post some pics of the 'walk' Max

[GOONR]

I know I know, it's a trumpet blowing post but I'm fucking proud of myself so here goes...

4.30am this morning, up and out of the house to meet the OXFAM Trailwalk team for a training walk. 42 fucking KM's through Woodhill Forest....up hill, down dale, beach, dunes, fecking paddocks....blimey, this fundraising lark is bollocks......but we love it..!!

Anyways, we got it done in just over 8 hours which was a pretty good effort...and not a pie in sight....

Yep, apprecaite that there are far more intersting things to read but just had to share this with you...If I can do it, well, you know....I must be a stupid arse...

Right, off for a Radox bath and a fiddle with me rubber ducky

Missing you already....

Fuckin proud of ya mate! You know me, skinny bugger and I couldn't do that, nice one... I guess you should let people know how to donate the $$'s fella!

Ps.
When you and yours gonna come round for a BBQ and a yarn?

[Fatt Max]

Hmmm... don't really know where to start, Max.

Note to self - never accept chips from ANYONE ever again (especially if they have pissed on them)

Are you telling me ex pom/kiwis have bad dress sense, the cuisine range of a dip budgie and a lack of arts culture to get past watching soapies & eating junkfood (had to google Pineapple Lumps )

As for Aussie chicks, well I was just trying to be nice, why you picking on me, Max

... and who wears panties

Yep, got me on all of them

Apologies all round.....sniff....sorry, just a bit emotional that's all

Cheers my dear

[Fatt Max]

Fuckin proud of ya mate! You know me, skinny bugger and I couldn't do that, nice one... I guess you should let people know how to donate the $$'s fella!

Ps.
When you and yours gonna come round for a BBQ and a yarn?

Thanks Mate,

I'll post up the team page in a few weeks, you can donate from there

And yes, we will love to come visit, Mrs Max works at the local Razza in the evenings so it's when there is one free, but lets keep in touch

Nice one against the scousers this am as well......blah.....

Thanks again