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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    Fark, if I have to deal with another 40-50 something woman, who has cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, then shoot me now.

    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
    Thats not a nice thing to say about CoffeeJunkie.....

    Middle aged women are cool.....I love em!!!!


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    I think it is the control thing.
    compounded with the fact that most middle aged kiwi males outside of work cant be bothered to do anything other then drink beer, drive or ride fast things, visit strip clubs and leear after 18 year old babes in mini skirts.
    The Camel Toe thread is a good example.
    Why not be grumpy etc when the males around you just want you as a serf.
    The sad thing is when there is a real man out there who is not the common kiwi jerk, he cannot get that loving because of the steriotype his peers have created.
    Thus we all get tarred with the same brush.
    Males and females
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    Its because I sent lots of middle aged women a video of me at home chilling surfing kiwibiker (the laptop is infront of me), now they have lost hope in NZ men. Here the video t'is, I guess I dont look sexy in the video? Is it a bit much?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Subike View Post
    The sad thing is when there is a real man out there who is not the common kiwi jerk, he cannot get that loving because of the steriotype his peers have created.
    Feeling a bit unloved?
    Try molasses on ya knackers, and head for the calf shed.

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    photos or it didn't happen...

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    Those'll be the same cougars that complain they can't get the man of their dreams. Check them out on NZD - there's 100's of 'em

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    Those'll be the same cougars that complain they can't get the man of their dreams. Check them out on NZD - there's 100's of 'em
    I know's it
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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Feeling a bit unloved?
    Try molasses on ya knackers, and head for the calf shed.
    na I just use a bit of golden syrup and head out the back yard to see skidmarks goat, I have it on his best authority that her tougne is soft, and she swallows!
    To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LBD View Post


    She only really needs 3 things...
    1) to be loved
    2) to be told she is loved
    3) to be told over n over n over n over.......

    They don't ask for much do they, may aswell take the shirt from my back.
    would think they be happy with having control of the money, and looking after the kids
    whats up with the butch hair cut and dying it? next thing you know she wants to be on top.

    Shhhhhhhhhs

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    They don't ask for much do they, next thing you know she wants to be on top.

    Shhhhhhhhhs

    Can't fault a woman who likes to work for her lov'n

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    .........on top? Top of what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subike View Post
    na I just use a bit of golden syrup and head out the back yard to see skidmarks goat, I have it on his best authority that her tougne is soft, and she swallows!
    bullshit.just wait til they get REALLY thirsty,then they will suck anything for ages til they get a drink
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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
    I speak on behalf of many "middle aged" New Zealand women when I tell you to go and fuck yourself, you small-minded misogynistic prick.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    I just hate anyone over 30.
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