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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Is anyone going to ask when I get out of Hospital?
    Ok....so when are you going to get out of hospital...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    Fark, if I have to deal with another 40-50 something woman, who has cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, then shoot me now.

    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
    Whew then I am only half in that boat... I can't figure it out either... mind you on a bike short hair is easy... I end up with dreads by the end of a good ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    Fark, if I have to deal with another 40-50 something woman, who has cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, then shoot me now.

    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
    ..............A subtle reference to BRU?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Ok....so when are you going to get out of hospital...LOL
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    Are we talking gingas or redheads?

    I fit all what he said but i'm not 40/50 lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    Fark, if I have to deal with another 40-50 something woman, who has cut her hair short and then played at dyeing it, usually red, then shoot me now.

    Do you know the type I mean... sumings gone wrong... and they're fecking everywhere... grumpy moody, busybody be-arches. There could be plenty of reasons I guess, still aint figured it out though.
    Your not wrong Mate!

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    I wonder what makes some middle aged women think they can style their hair however they bloody well like! What nerve! They should only be allowed long, undyed hair. Be-arches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    Your not wrong Mate!

    Menopauseal Monsters....... Best to avoid them at all costs.
    I must be doing it wrong... Mine's just got more absentminded and funnier... But then she hasn't started the dreaded menopause yet, seems to be putting it off for some reason...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    I reckons some of them is a bit hawt...
    Oh yeah. Not nearly so hung up as the 30-40's LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Okey Dokey View Post
    I wonder what makes some middle aged women think they can style their hair however they bloody well like! What nerve! They should only be allowed long, undyed hair. Be-arches.
    Yeah damn them, long a flowing hair and floral dresses, thats what should be uniform.

    Dont get me wrong, its only a few ladies who look and act like little hitlers, just the "do" and the balls, sorry, attitude seems to be all over NZ. These ladies are usually getting on a bit too, so not under 45 ish. Maybe thats part of the prob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    But then she hasn't started the dreaded menopause yet, seems to be putting it off for some reason...
    Mine too!

    But then she isn't 40 for a wee while yet
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    Shit fellas help me, my misses just cut her hair real short!

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