What's your most drunken embarrassing moment?

[ManDownUnder]

band camp... apparently there was a band camp...

[Ratti]

once upon a time in a galaxy far far away....

woke up from heavy drinking session with man on top doin' th' Wild thing...
run hands over body, try to remember who had been at session that night and fit the body to a name...

decide it was...er...Mr X


oops got that one wrong!

still dont know why he was offended.

Must add that I am now a respectable redheaded middleaged Mama and widow, so dont do the affore mentioned stupid shit anymore.

Those were the days....

[StoneY]

Delivering parcels for Fliway Transport back in my truckie days, was on Metro shift at the time

This upmarket furnishings and art shop on Thorndon Quay, walked in the double glass doors (which are pegged open I will have you note) and proceed to counter to get shop girls signature

Parcel checked, CONNOTE signed, all good, back to truck

in hurry, walking quite fast, head down looking at feet (god knows why) and some fucker punches me out!!!! KO'd, on my back, starfish!

Wake up, little tiny shop girl looking down in concern, here is me thinking 'ex Karate type, and this chick just wiped me out with one hit...WTF did she do it for?'

No hit at all...she had just closed the bloody glass doors to stop a breeze...I had concussion and a shiner that Shane cameron would have been proud of, took 8 weeks to fade.

Ah.....but im fine...im fine...im fine... no permanent permenenet permanenet damameges ive noticed at all all all


(sadly, true story, but my work mates were convinced I had given the shop chick lip and been nailed LOL)

[MadDuck]

Most embarassing.....being run over leaving the Munich Beerfest. Didnt see the car and I bounced across the road right in front of all my mates getting on the bus.

I couldnt stop laughing and the chain reaction of laughter continued whilst some very unhappy German was giving me a rather loud bollocking that I didnt understand one bit

[Mikkel]

I cried... once.

...but then the host brought another bottle of scotch.

[allycatz]

Totally starkers chundering in mates toilet after numerous bottles of wine....was too drunk to notice toilet had two doors/entrances. Friends flatmate and all his buddies came home and I was the first thing they saw when they came in

[scumdog]

I don't have 'embarrassing moments".

They're just 'experiences'....

[coffeejunkie]

Coruba Rum......

The night i met BalzyBuell.....Got falling down drunk....Woke the next morning to find i was on the couch, With no blanket, Still fully dressed with a fuck load of chunks in my hair and a rank as vomit smell in the flat,

Turns out the flatties heard me chunder took the blankets and dumped them in the shower......

Fucked up thing is that was 18 years ago and Balzy's still here

[Genie]

Oh where to start....the numerous times I've done the drink and dial....

or perhaps the get drunk fall over....
yes, 2007, Christmas party night, what fun.
Home nice and safe. Must just have a pee, will do so outside so as not to awaken the family.
hmmm, nice wee pee, time to stand up...ooops. Face plant. Unconscious.
Wake and spit out the gravel. Stagger inside with my jeans draggin behind me, face feels sticky!
Son comes to see what all the noise is (he's 20), I've got blood runing from my skinless face and he thinks I've been beaten up! lol, I did it to myself. Had awesome black eye and face has healed with only the tiniest of scars.

[ynot slow]

There is a dairy on Glover Rd in Hawera next to Action Suzuki,one night after several beers decided to have a piss in the pond by the dairy,half way through a cop car comes round Princes St and I did my best stone impression with liquid leaving my body,phew.

And after a night of shots and beer along with having chemo infused into bloodstream,had to get taxi home as my feet and legs were pissed(was 600mts to home),chundering in bog,then in bed and oh oh,change sheets and do it again,by this time novelty wearing off,next change of clothes and sheets and given huge bucket and was ok.

[Mikkel]

Coruba Rum......

That's indeed embarrassing.

What some people will do to themselves

[coffeejunkie]

That's indeed embarrassing.

What some people will do to themselves

What's even more embarrassing is the fact that now and then i go back there(before the chucks) just to remind myself why i don't do it more often

[Subike]

hitting on my sons mother in law!!

[Headbanger]

I remember back when I first hooked up with the wife, Taking her out to parties, Mingling with all the lads, I was trying to act all straight rather then the drunken bastard that's at my core.

Anyhow, While I was hovering around the (future) wife one of my best mates came up to me, Declared loudly there was a bogey on my face and my Mrs was giving me shit about it behind my back and laughing at me, "Bogey?,says I, wheres this fuckin bogey?" Here it is he says and smears his snot on my face with his finger, I get upset and start to mouth off, He's laughing madly, shoves me backwards I go arse over tit over a chair which rolls over with me.

As I stand the entire room is laughing, Including the (future) wife......

[KiwiPhoenix]

One christmas, I was about 20 years old and my parents were having a party, I got very drunk. My mum realised that I was so drunk that I couldn't even get to bed, so she helped put me to bed but I then realised that I was wanting to throw-up. I grabbed the nearest thing, a clear plastic bag, so I barfed in that and then happened to hand it to the nearest person, who at that point was a guy my sister fancied!! He looked at the bag and duly took it away, needless to say that he and my sister never did get together!!