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    It's the friend you meet 2 weeks later for a coffee and he asks you if you want to see the photos?

    Girls look heaps more attractive when you are pissed.

    I am sure that the same can be said for men.

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    Getting legless and leaving my two front teeth on the pavement in Cardiff after watching the ABs beat Wales in '74

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    Walking into a Beer Kellar in Munich, Germany and waking up on a park bench in Vienna, Austria. No knowledge of what happened in between. Shame really because judging by all the photos I got developed I had a really good time :
    Still had my rucksack though so that was a bonus.
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    Way back when a young fella i woke up the morning after with a head bangin hangover made worse by the sight of someone i shouldnt have woken up beside zzzzzzzz away beside me,thinking "fuck me you got some explaining to do" i made my way to the loo not seeing the 4-5 people having a coffee in the lounge so not being to bothered about being nekkidna that wasnt the embarrasing part,getting to the end of the lounge i kick the door open and proceed to have a slash,immediately knowing something was wrongfor a mili-second i thoughtna fuck it move onnext milisecond i glance down to see (well its titled the most embarrasing) a fucking condom expanding as it filled then away it went followed by a very loud WTF from me.Bad enough it would happen behind closed doors but with a lounge full of onlookersTook a long time before at every party i went to one mate or another wouldnt mention it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Most embarassing.....being run over leaving the Munich Beerfest. Didnt see the car and I bounced across the road right in front of all my mates getting on the bus.

    I couldnt stop laughing and the chain reaction of laughter continued whilst some very unhappy German was giving me a rather loud bollocking that I didnt understand one bit

    Getting bollocking from a German security guard behind the HB beer tent for letting some American chick rape me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth51 View Post
    Getting legless and leaving my two front teeth on the pavement in Cardiff after watching the ABs beat Wales in '74
    Ha ha I broke my two front teeth last xmas after a few wines...wouldnt go back to work until the dentist fixed them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth51 View Post
    letting some American chick rape me
    Lucky you

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Lucky you
    we haven't seen the chick ....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    we haven't seen the chick ....
    Possibly this guys Mrs.whilst he was out doin his thang.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    we haven't seen the chick ....
    Long story,.. and she wasn't bad looking as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Ha ha I broke my two front teeth last xmas after a few wines...wouldnt go back to work until the dentist fixed them
    i have flushed 2 sets down the dunny..

    Gets a bit expensive.....
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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    last night I emailed me old man and told him I loved him...

    trust me I'm from an English family ,,,feelings aren't spoken of , even in the midst of certain death

    In our family we have a cup of tea and get a bit miffed

    The world as I know it has suddenly screeched to a halt


    FAAAAAARK

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Possibly this guys Mrs.whilst he was out doin his thang.
    Hey, THAT has potential - and I wouldn't be embarrassed riding it!
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    I just drew this one for the occasion

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    called passed out
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    having a few tequilas when i finished my apprentiship. thought doing a burnout in the hangar would be a good idea. did a couple of laps up and down the runway to warm up the Falcon - didn't realise it was 0900am (we were night shift workers so started on the piss after work at about 0500am) and the airport was open.

    big donut and burnout in the hangar - fire dept turned up thinking it was on fire. crashed into the hangar wall (the dent is still there!) and didn't get my final pay until i had cleaned all skid marks and rubber up.

    16 years later, when being interviewed for a job back there, that incident was bought up.........

    then there was 14 years of shennanagins on (and around) the 3rd floor at Bridge St

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