It's the friend you meet 2 weeks later for a coffee and he asks you if you want to see the photos?
Girls look heaps more attractive when you are pissed.
I am sure that the same can be said for men.
It's the friend you meet 2 weeks later for a coffee and he asks you if you want to see the photos?
Girls look heaps more attractive when you are pissed.
I am sure that the same can be said for men.
Getting legless and leaving my two front teeth on the pavement in Cardiff after watching the ABs beat Wales in '74
Walking into a Beer Kellar in Munich, Germany and waking up on a park bench in Vienna, Austria. No knowledge of what happened in between. Shame really because judging by all the photos I got developed I had a really good time:
Still had my rucksack though so that was a bonus.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Way back when a young fella i woke up the morning after with a head bangin hangover made worse by the sight of someone i shouldnt have woken up beside zzzzzzzz away beside me,thinking "fuck me you got some explaining to do" i made my way to the loo not seeing the 4-5 people having a coffee in the lounge so not being to bothered about being nekkidna that wasnt the embarrasing part,getting to the end of the lounge i kick the door open and proceed to have a slash,immediately knowing something was wrong
for a mili-second i thought
na fuck it move on
next milisecond i glance down to see (well its titled the most embarrasing) a fucking condom expanding as it filled then
away it went followed by a very loud WTF from me.Bad enough it would happen behind closed doors but with a lounge full of onlookers
Took a long time before at every party i went to one mate or another wouldnt mention it.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
last night I emailed me old man and told him I loved him...
trust me I'm from an English family ,,,feelings aren't spoken of , even in the midst of certain death
In our family we have a cup of tea and get a bit miffed
The world as I know it has suddenly screeched to a halt
FAAAAAARK
Stephen
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
I just drew this one for the occasion
Stephen
called passed out
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
having a few tequilas when i finished my apprentiship. thought doing a burnout in the hangar would be a good idea. did a couple of laps up and down the runway to warm up the Falcon - didn't realise it was 0900am (we were night shift workers so started on the piss after work at about 0500am) and the airport was open.
big donut and burnout in the hangar - fire dept turned up thinking it was on fire. crashed into the hangar wall (the dent is still there!) and didn't get my final pay until i had cleaned all skid marks and rubber up.
16 years later, when being interviewed for a job back there, that incident was bought up.........
then there was 14 years of shennanagins on (and around) the 3rd floor at Bridge St![]()
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