What's your most drunken embarrassing moment?

[woodybee]

Dudes and Dudess's let hear it.

Tis the season to be jolly or rather over jollied!!

God I have so many horrible vivid ever lasting moments, but one that sticks out, which I reiterated to Scumdog was the first time I met a new boyfriends mother. We went to a big 21st party and I was due to stop at his......I went home totally bolloxed as was he,and met the Mum!!!!!I shook her hand, was about to say "How are you" when I felt a bit queasy, and at the same time, myother hand went involuntarily up to my mouth to shield the yuk that was coming out of stomach at 600mph....even with my clasped tight little pinkies, it burst through.....mortified.....I shall probably post a few more on this thread.......

Be Brave KB'ers let it rip what have you done and felt embarraseed about whilst pissed as a fart?

[slofox]

Oh hell, where to start..? There are more than enough to write several books...

One that springs to mind is going for a piss in someone's house and peeing into a toilet that wasn't actually hooked up to the system yet...then very quickly sneaking away so nobody would know it was me...

Or spewing all over the back seat of someone else's car...and then just sitting there in the puddle until discovered later...

[kevfromcoro]

This is a true story..
didnt happen to me... was a mate of mine..

Got up in the middle of the night... still pissed
went to go to the dunny....
opened the fridge and the light came on.
thought he was out the back door
and pissed all through the fridge

[slofox]

didnt happen to me... was a mate of mine..

A likely story!

[slofox]

This is a true story..
didnt happen to me... was a mate of mine..

Got up in the middle of the night... still pissed
went to go to the dunny....
opened the fridge and the light came on.
thought he was out the back door
and pissed all through the fridge

One of my cousins is reputed to have stood on the end of the bed and pissed over the footboard...according to his brother anyway...

[tri boy]

Throwing up onto the girl i was trying to chat up, but didn't care at the time because I was pissed on 1/2doz green meanies.
Ah, sweet teenage memories. Now 1/2doz beers, and I'm tucked up in bed

[gatch]

The most embarrassing of mine would probably see me laughed off the face of the internet.. So here's a tame one..

Got pretty pissed as you do at 17, was helped upstairs by my mates and even pushed into a bed and shoes removed ( to stop the prank monkeys inciting the "fell asleep with shoes on" law ), was giving a bowl and water with the strict instructions, spew then put the bowl on the floor.

Well I spewed alright, alot, didn't spill a single drop, until I fell asleep and tipped the bowl all through the bed, being a warm night it stunk the place up good and evacuated the second floor of the house..

[FJRider]

I dont want to remember ...

[Elysium]

Don't know really, I was too drunk to remeber.

[Madmax]

im not telling

[rainman]

Karaoke.

That is all.

[Gareth123]

I got smashed one new years out at Leigh camp in Loburn, just north of Rangiora.

As the place had a 4wd track next door I thought it would be a good idea to ride home and get my dirt bike and ride back. (Only 5 km) Needless to say I got told off good and proper for that!

That wasn't the end though. Later on in the night I was talking to this moari woman who was drinking from a bottle of wine. I quite like a nice drop so I asked if I could try it. Was "apparently" told by a mate that she was married, had 2 kids and was ugly as fuck. I maintain I never knew.
We went back to my tent where the same mate rescued me about half an hour later. Her maori husband was a big brick shit house of a man and he was asleep in a tent with their 2 kids about 10m away. I made a very early escape and endured 9 months of "What happens if her baby turns out white?" jokes.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

[Gareth123]

Luckily there was no baby!

[Headbanger]

Went to the wife's work shout,it was held at local bar (in Brisbane). I spent a couple hours getting shitfaced on shots and topshelf, I enquired how much tab was left, $800, So I shouted the entire bar jugs of Sambuca, Then when the company staff realized I had blown the entire tab on strangers the management were informed and a delegation were formed to come have a chat with me.

I was sitting at the bar with half a jug of Sambucq, Munted like fuck and expecting them.

So, when they had me up about it I told them they were pack of cunts, That the shit going on at work towards my wife was the ultimate disrespect, and that each and everyone of them were in line for a severe beating, and because I was good cunt, They could decide if it was to be one by one, pairs, or all together.

None were keen, In fact they retreated when I advanced.

Half an hour later I wandered outside, Spewed everywhere and went to sleep in the garden.

Didn't remember any of it, I knew something had happened as the wife flat out refused to even talk to me for a week.

Tryhard fuckin Aussies, My only regret is I didn't go with my first plan, which was to visit the work place and crack a few skulls.

[gwigs]

Woke up with this young lady...Fuck whats her name ????...... Think fast Lad before she wakes up .Then I saw the Birthday cards, it seems it was her party.....birthday cards on the dresser....Denise....Yes!!! ....
.I remember bits of the evening before It was a fancy dress party 1930,s I can remember going on about the Charleston and other crap that I knew about the 30,s ,then I remember waking up next to her.... then I spent New Years with her.....I had a great time I know I did, because our clothes were on the floor the next morning and the half smoked joints and empty bottles were enough evidence to convince me I had a great time...Bollocks never seems to happen to me these days..is it cause I,m 53 ?
This happened this time of year 1983....Fuck where did the time go?I used to have 3 ladies on the go at once,now I cant get a date ...must be Karma..Merry Xmas and Happy New Year....And if you are Muslim have a Happy Ordinary Day.