Police chase in Takapuna - 30/12/2009

[Dean]

Ok I'll tell - the cops will stop a pursuit if you're insane because obviously your unpredictable and therefore dangerous. So show that you are nuts by doing something like pull down your pants and lay a large turd on the pillion seat.

If for some reason old bill doesn't follow the rules and finally stops you, you can throw the turd at him and run like a bastard while he's chundering and spitting out bits of peanut.

It's all true, my mate who's a cop told me.

DUDE!! I was just eating pistachio ice cream. farrrr

I still got little peanut grits in my teeth.

[red mermaid]

But then they will take up a foot pursuit, as long as they are trained and cleared to do so, are wearing the appropriate footwear, and of course wearing a hat.

[ynot slow]

What were your kids doing up here without you then

Not them lol,was the collective "we".But have heard a couple of boy tossers saying "we'll hit the juice and cops give up due to dangerous pursuit" so I said you won't mind when I smash your car and dent every panel,you hate cops so won't call them as the cops are cunts,quote "wanking pigs"was said after you got a ticket for licence breach.

[kwaka_crasher]

...so I said you won't mind when I smash your car and dent every panel,you hate cops so won't call them as the cops are cunts...

Good chance they won't turn up for that trivial matter when there are lunatics doing 55km/h in a 50km/h zone!

[Genie]

Ok I'll tell - the cops will stop a pursuit if you're insane because obviously your unpredictable and therefore dangerous. So show that you are nuts by doing something like pull down your pants and lay a large turd on the pillion seat.

If for some reason old bill doesn't follow the rules and finally stops you, you can throw the turd at him and run like a bastard while he's chundering and spitting out bits of peanut.

It's all true, my mate who's a cop told me.

now that's just nuts. you'd be in handcuffs before the shit got out!