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    Adventure? I'm in...

    THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE

    To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia !
    We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.

    Starting at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest), you’ll relax like never before.

    That’s because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don’t have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
    But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.

    For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali
    Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are as follows.

    Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:

    On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at$12 per 100 rounds:

    Hello! Nothing gets a pirate’s attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper rifle;
    only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced at only
    $29.95.

    Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)

    Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included!

    Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am. Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar.

    But that’s not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire! We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you’ll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa.
    How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes through the area’s most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali “mother ships”.

    We repeat this for five]days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali
    Coast. At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shore side to attract maximum attention.

    Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:
    ”Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife
    nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole
    family”—Fred D., Cincinnati, OH
    “Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can’t recommend it
    highly enough!”—Ben L., Bethesda, MD

    “I haven’t had this much fun since flying choppers in ‘ Nam. Don’t
    worry about getting shot by pirates.... they never even go close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds me of a drunken juicer door-gunner we picked
    up from the motor pool in Phu Bai!”—Dan J. - Denver, CO

    Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates! But cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before October 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice. So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    I'd like to rent a GAU-8 with a couple of tonnes of ammo and some serious earmuffs.



    Oh and I dont think I would require the bench rest
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    Where do i get one

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    I'd like to rent a GAU-8 with a couple of tonnes of ammo and some serious earmuffs.

    Oh and I dont think I would require the bench rest
    oooo0000000OOOO0000oooo!
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    I'll come!
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    Scoped AK-47? Thats crazy talk!

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    O hell Sarge there's too many choices!!!!!

    Forget the AK!
    I'd need a few, call me a tart I like shareing the love.
    Something with a bit of range and a wee bit of stopping power, say a Barrett M-107 50-cal (hell yes)
    Then perhaps something a little closer in, say in the 7.62mm cal stakes would be just fine
    Finally if all goes to shit an MP5 (by now me thinks I won't be needing the -SD model on this tab ) for the real nitty gritty if needed.
    Yeah that's my list, it'll do just fine.
    Now where's me credit card

    Although that GAU looks like a hoot and deserves a grand or three thrown at it for a play, just to say I've done it mind you
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    I'll come!
    I did already, just thinking about it!
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeey01 View Post
    O hell Sarge there's too many choices!!!!!

    Forget the AK!
    I'd need a few, call me a tart I like shareing the love.
    Something with a bit of range and a wee bit of stopping power, say a Barrett M-107 50-cal (hell yes)
    Then perhaps something a little closer in, say in the 7.62mm cal stakes would be just fine
    Finally if all goes to shit an MP5 (by now me thinks I won't be needing the -SD model on this tab ) for the real nitty gritty if needed.
    Yeah that's my list, it'll do just fine.
    Now where's me credit card

    Although that GAU looks like a hoot and deserves a grand or three thrown at it for a play, just to say I've done it mind you


    i've never fired the GAU but ive seen one go off hooked up to the WartHawgs and one out of the side of a gunship


    not much left of anything it was aimed at


    4200 rounds per min.. no way in hell will anyone ever hold onto it


    this is my fav aircraft PERIOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    this is my fav aircraft PERIOD
    Sexy beast.


    Are we sure the cruise is a joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Sexy beast.
    thank you .. you're not so bad yourself..

    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Are we sure the cruise is a joke?
    im sure SOMEONE on KB knows someone with a boat or would be willing to finance one for a "boys weekend"..


    Finn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    I'd like to rent a GAU-8 with a couple of tonnes of ammo and some serious earmuffs.

    Oh and I dont think I would require the bench rest
    They got an gun and built a jet around it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    i've never fired the GAU but ive seen one go off hooked up to the WartHawgs and one out of the side of a gunship

    not much left of anything it was aimed at

    4200 rounds per min.. no way in hell will anyone ever hold onto it

    this is my fav aircraft PERIOD
    I love this pic......


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    Hey how about one of these too Sarge?

    L'arte italiana cammina su due rotelle!

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    oh yes one of those with the grenade rounds please!

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