New drink!

[Swoop]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "

"First, you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next, you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally, you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK?
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... In one second the sharp lime taste hits.....

At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job"

[Drum]

When I was a bartender we called it the "concrete mixer".

[judecatmad]

Ah bugger, I got to spread it around before giving you some more apparently (green bling that is, LOL).

Nice one!!

[jumma]

Known to me as the "concrete mixer" also, minus the salt. Fucken horrid drink, but gave my bartender friend a good laugh.

[Macktheknife]

When I was a bartender we called it the "concrete mixer".

What he said

[Str8 Jacket]

Yep back in the day it was even called a Concrete Mixer when I worked in a bar in good ol Rotovegas. Farken awful drink!

[ManDownUnder]

Yep back in the day it was even called a Concrete Mixer when I worked in a bar in good ol Rotovegas. Farken awful drink!

It's sad... a good blow job is a truly soul pleasing experience

[Str8 Jacket]

It's sad... a good blow job is a truly soul pleasing experience

hehe, deep throat!

I much prefer Quick F*cks!

[nudemetalz]

It's sad... a good blow job is a truly soul pleasing experience

Hmm,..you really do not want to be yelling that out in a crowded bar.....

[LilSel]

Nice one lol

[ManDownUnder]

Hmm,..you really do not want to be yelling that out in a crowded bar.....

Crowded bar... no worries... gar bar.. errr no.... not for me personally..

[MikeyG]

hehe, deep throat!

I much prefer Quick F*cks!

And you claim to be a lady

[dasser]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While
they're
sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about
this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the
more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into
having one.
After
a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender
brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:

* A saltshaker,
* a shot of Baileys,
* and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains, "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you
drink the
shot
of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue--salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys--smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks, "This is
OK!" Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one
second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys
curdles; At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend,
he
swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and
says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him
and says, "Blow Job Revenge!"

[Stirts]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink.

The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

A salt shaker,
A shot of Baileys,
A shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
And finally you drink the lime juice.'

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue........ salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits...

2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles.....

3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.....

4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,

‘Jesus what do you call that drink?'

She smiles widely at him and says,





































"Blow Job Revenge"

[kevfromcoro]

Jeezzzz

I nearlly brought up my breakfast.........