One hell of a ride.
salty dog
Not sure who he is,
but a diet free from caffeine, sugar and artificial foodcolouring would be a good start......
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
Blood - just give it!
Oh dear.
Well, at least KR will be THE mag to get insomniacs the sleep they so crave, courtesy of the 2 wheeled ninja!
Having said that - about bloody time!
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Comfortably Different
We are witnessing the first steps in the evolution process from a biker legend into a biker God.
Well done KiwiRider and The Rambling Rider
Hardcore Biker
I wonder if he likes pikachu
Blood - just give it!
BRING BACK PIKACHU!Originally Posted by Squiggles
Dammit, we have infants "posting" on the site - what was wrong with Pikachu? Mind you, he'd probably show the Rambling Rider up come publication deadline...
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Hardcore Biker
Was this a trick question?
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Looks like a load of bollocks to me.
Forum whore
Call a doctor!
The poor bastard has swallowed a thesaurus.
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
One hell of a ride.
There's probably another word for it.
HIROSHIMA SCREAMER
Well I gather from that load of gobshite, the Rambling Rider is a middle aged bald guy whos Mummy wouldnt let him ride a bike cos he might hurt his Boo Boo! So now to make up for lost time he's gone all out and purchased, wait for it A 250cc Hornet! Whilst for the last twenty years his brothers been living the dream scoring the hot chicks and breaking the law only to have his fun ruined by a feral old bat in a cage!
Now the Rambling Rider thinks hes the shit and wants the whole world to know, by splattering his verbal diarrhoea all over the internet for all to see how much of a tosspot he really is! Maybe in his next post he might thrill us with a blow by blow account of how he rode lawfully to the shops to buy some Tampons for his mother!!!!!
So In answer to the original question WHO IS THE RAMBLING RIDER WHO CARES!!!!!!
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
Forum whore
Indubitably.
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
One hell of a ride.
People with a sense of humour and the ability to use question marks. :-P
A lot of folks will know he's a popular KB'er.
Blood - just give it!
Well, it's abundantly clear you have outed yourself as the Whinging Wanker...
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Just a Dog
Found that fun to read, if ya read it fast enough them words i've never seen before even take on some meaning !!!
I congradulate the rambler for the use of such skills and hope his writings continue along the same theme !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
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