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    If you marry a hawkes bay girl

    The first man married a woman from AUCKLAND. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from WELLINGTON. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from HAWKES BAY. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

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    Perhaps ... his biggest mistake ... was to marry the girl from HAWKES BAY ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    ha ha ha

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    Love it...Cook me some eggs!


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    You stay out of reach of a HB girl when you say that ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    Love it...Cook me some eggs!
    Gee..... you're obviously a slow learner - I'm a HB chick

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Perhaps ... his biggest mistake ... was to marry the girl from HAWKES BAY ...
    No his biggest mistake was getting married at all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Perhaps ... his biggest mistake ... was to marry the girl from HAWKES BAY ...
    Well her brother couldn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
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    Didn't work for me!
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