Near miss - Faaaarrrkkk

[Fatt Max]

Cheers all for the kind words. Was a real shaker and no mistake. Thought for one minute Mrs Max had put a hit out on me....mind you, it didnt work, eh...always watching the pennies is my darling missus, hence why she hired a crap hitman.....

Thanks again you lovely people...xx (that's for the ladies by the way, blokes get a HUGE snog.....)

[Genie]

Very glad to read the near miss.....near miss does that mean a hit???

Glad you weren't hit but the gymnastics over the bonnet - holy cow Fatt Man!!!

You lived to tell the tale...big hearty congrats on the Wedding Anniversary

[GOONR]

Cheers all for the kind words. Was a real shaker and no mistake. Thought for one minute Mrs Max had put a hit out on me....mind you, it didnt work, eh...always watching the pennies is my darling missus, hence why she hired a crap hitman.....

Thanks again you lovely people...xx (that's for the ladies by the way, blokes get a HUGE snog.....)

I was gonna say something kind and nice but I could really do without a Fatt Max snog.

[yungatart]

Scary shit, all right!
Glad you are here to tell the tale...
and congrats on your anniversary..14 years, she must be something wonderful!

[Oakie]

I was gonna say something kind and nice but I could really do without a Fatt Max snog.

'I could do without a Fatt Max Snog'. Sounds like another song title to me...

[Skyryder]

F-ing A! Only you can look after you.
Although, to be fair, sometimes luck is all that makes the difference...

Yes you are so right, but someon here think otherwise. Sometime back there was a thread on this very topic. Many held the view that if you got ya self canned it was nobodies fault but ya own. Got a bit of stick for stating otherwise.


Skyryder

[Skyryder]

'I could do without a Fatt Max Snog'. Sounds like another song title to me...

Song titles for some inspiration please.

Traffic Light Boogie Woogie.


Skyryder

[scissorhands]

This is quite bizarre as a similar thing happened to me around 11;15am today.

I was heading for a curry brunch to Mt Roskill doing a rat run from Western Springs through residential streets. Then before Mt Albert Rd a young Indian woman was driving down a long straight rd on the wrong side. Later I realized she must have come from a country that drives on the right......

She came into sight over a brow on the wrong side and I hit the horn and braked pulling up hard against the kerb but ready drop the bike and to leap off on to the grass verge. Luckily she moved toward the center of the road and past me, slowing and staring as I was sitting on the horn.

I thought of taking it further but I said fuck it and went for my curry. I'm only now just realizing if I was 5 seconds earlier, she very easily could have come over that brow on the road and killed me, she was doing around 70km/hr.

Wierd one Mr Max. We are the lucky ones.....

[YellowDog]

Nice one Fat Max. You got that one out of the way witout getting hurt.

Won't happen again for another 7 years (so I figure) so you'll be OK.

Congrats on 14 years!
(you get less for murder)