Rub my n i p p l e s

[one fast tl1ooo]

RUB MY N I P P L E S
>
> Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the
> store gives you a hard time -
>
> A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk
> she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it
> won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a
> refund because she bought it on special.
>
> Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
> screaming, in front of a growing crowd of customers.
>
>
> 'RUB MY NIPPLES,
> RUB MY NIPPLES,
> RUB MY NIPPLES!'
>
> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
>
>
> The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's
> wrong?' She explained the problem with the toaster, and he
> also told her that he can't give her a refund because she
> bought it on special.
>
> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
> screamed,
>
>
>
> 'RUB MY NIPPLES,
> RUB MY NIPPLES,
> RUB MY NIPPLES!'
> and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
>
> In shock, the store manager pleads,
> 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'
>
> In a huff, the woman says,
>
>
>
> 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
> MY NIPPLES RUBBED
> WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'
>
> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly
> refunded!!

[CookMySock]

Oh yeah works for me too.

Oh, was this a joke?

Steve