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    Ratzons' Rules

    1 No women shall marry nor shall any woman attack another, either verbally or physically.
    Fine: 2,000 shekels (£330) into the family kitty

    2 No woman shall question another about her whereabouts.
    Fine: 100 shekels

    3 No conversation is permitted in rooms other than the living room. It is forbidden to talk nonsense.
    Fine: 200 shekels

    4 No woman shall sit idle when there are dishes to be washed, cleaning to be done, children to look after etc.
    Fine: 2,000 shekels

    5 Any two women caught fighting will be punished equally.
    Fine: 2,000 shekels

    6 It is absolutely forbidden to question Ratzon on his whereabouts or intention.
    Fine: 400 shekels

    7 It is permissible to ask to accompany him; but refusal is to be accepted without appeal.
    Fine: 300 shekels

    8 No woman shall interrupt Ratzon or intervene in matters not concerning her.
    Fine: 500 shekels

    9 All orders are to be obeyed immediately.
    Fine: 300 shekels

    10 No woman shall work while a man of over 12 years of age is in the house.
    Fine 3,000 shekels


    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10620571

    Goel Ratzon kept 17 women in a state of near-total obedience in at least three apartments in the Tel Aviv area.

    I have spent my life in a vain attempt to control one woman. Maybe he is the messiah !
    David must play fair with the other kids, even the idiots.

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    oh what bliss

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    I hope they put him in the cell with chopper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davereid View Post
    I have spent my life in a vain attempt to control one woman.
    There's your first mistake.
    Redefining slow since 2006...

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