Bored

**phred** · 15th January 2010, 21:51

I am so bored. Great weather, lots of free time (no job) and I cant ride because I needed eye surgery! Can't bloody see straight to ride. AArrrggghhhh

**Dean** · 15th January 2010, 23:35

I got to tell you about the story with me, three teenage girls, the side of the the road, a police officer and Nick Smith.

Ok so me and a few freinds were riding out to Leigh and we turned left at the intersection where the cafe/fish n chip shop was on the right. But as I was riding I felt a burning sensation to pee.

So I signalled my group down to pull over to a driveway so i could take a big piss on the side of the road.

So then there I am, taking a piss, nothing but wind in my hair and the sound of cows in the farm next to me. Nothing could possibly go wrong - could it?

Then suddenly three Sweedish teenage girls come speeding down the road in a fiesta, feasting their eyes between my loins ready to attack me. I panic what to do? Then I turn around to look at them and its hanging out in their clear sight! Then It starts spraying them and their car like a hose!

So they stop the car and Im still spraying while they toot their car so loudly.
My mates come to see what happened thinking I got run over but I turn around to them when its still spraying and now im pissing all over my mates. Barraging them left right and center.

THEN I stop peeing, but something bad happens, yep you guessed it the Policeman Patrick turns up and he trys to arrest me. But I think to myself, this is too embarrising I just cant possibly get caught for this. So I needed to stick my foot up his arse to beat him effectively. But will it work?

So now im like ewww I got shit on my foot and Patrick is shitting himself and he cant stop, its running like a fountain. So I run I run as far away as I can untill....wait....is that what I think it is...
IS THAT NICK SMITH IN THAT FEILD???? IS HE FUCKING THAT SHEEP IN THE FEILD??? OMG I just caught Nick smith sheep shagging in a feild

To be continued...

**nudemetalz** · 16th January 2010, 14:23

errr....scary stuff........

**Dean** · 16th January 2010, 14:37

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

errr....scary stuff........

Bored = Random.

Going partying @ 6pm so got to kill some time.

Anyone want story time? With or without pictures? Uncle Dean has some stories he'd like to share.

**EJK** · 16th January 2010, 14:39

Originally Posted by Dean

Bored = Random.

Going partying @ 6pm so got to kill some time.

Anyone want story time? With or without pictures? Uncle Dean has some stories he'd like to share.

Fire away! Lets hear em!