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**Biff** · 11th January 2005, 08:38

Don't complain - I did warn you.

**MSTRS:Me** · 11th January 2005, 08:45

Nearly put me off beer drinking. And the cookies I was just eating....tossed.

**scumdog** · 11th January 2005, 08:48

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Don't complain - I did warn you.

Well B/B, I always imagined you were a little more 'streamlined' than THAT but to discover you are also a cross-dresser too!
Sorry dude, just can't see you riding looking like that, it's not even your colour.

Bet at least you don't get hit on too much at the gay bars eh?

**mattt** · 11th January 2005, 09:02

Damn, that chiks got a huuuuuge testicle

I'd keep outta range of that when it lets a load go :unsure:

**ching_ching** · 11th January 2005, 09:47

Oohhhh... exquisite! I think I could hit that.

Got a phone no Biff? :love2:

ching

**Riff Raff** · 11th January 2005, 09:52

Originally Posted by ching_ching

Oohhhh... exquisite! I think I could hit that.
Got a phone no Biff? :love2:

Make sure you take your bag of flour with you on your date!

**scroter** · 11th January 2005, 10:36

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Make sure you take your bag of flour with you on your date!

dont you mean your pallet of fllour

**Sniper** · 11th January 2005, 10:43

Hmm, me thinks the lady over there has been AROUND

I cant get over a girl like you, so answer the phone yourself, hehehe.

Ok I better stop now, need to save energy to chew arm off in morning

**pete376403** · 11th January 2005, 10:59

A few tats* and this lil girl would look right at home on the back of a hawg

*eg "property of (your name goes here)" across her arse. (You could probably have the whole phone book, including the Yellow Pages)

**Biff** · 11th January 2005, 11:00

Originally Posted by scumdog

Well B/B, I always imagined you were a little more 'streamlined' than THAT but to discover you are also a cross-dresser too!
Sorry dude, just can't see you riding looking like that, it's not even your colour.

Don't knock it mate - it saves me a fortune in protective body armour

**Sniper** · 11th January 2005, 11:07

Hmmm, somehow reminds me of............

**scroter** · 11th January 2005, 11:08

Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR

Hmm, me thinks the lady over there has been AROUND

I cant get over a girl like you, so answer the phone yourself, hehehe.

Ok I better stop now, need to save energy to chew arm off in morning

you could roll over twice and still be on top.

and the no 1 mama joke....

... shes so fat....................................... but i f!@#ed her anyway

**scumdog** · 11th January 2005, 11:13

Originally Posted by pete376403

A few tats* and this lil girl would look right at home on the back of a hawg

*eg "property of (your name goes here)" across her arse. (You could probably have the whole phone book, including the Yellow Pages)

What d'ya mean 'look right at home on the back of a hawg'? - slap a set of ape-hangers an' tassles on her you'd HAVE a hawg!!!!

A far as the tattoo across her arse goes, it's a non-runner, most of the writing (well 200-300 words of it) would by lost in the Grand Canyon butt-crack!!

**Biff** · 11th January 2005, 12:18

Originally Posted by ching_ching

Oohhhh... exquisite! I think I could hit that.

Got a phone no Biff? :love2:

ching

Yeah - phone 111 and ask for Jenny Craig

Having sex with a fat bird is a bit like riding a moped - great fun until your mates see you on it......alledgedly