Womens Libs!!

[Sniper]

Women’s Lib International Conference

The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, “During last year’s conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.” (The crowd cheered).

The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, “After last year’s conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his washing but mine as well. (The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, a Samoan lady, stood up and said, “Afta lass year’s conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Pili, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued, “Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing. Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing, but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye.”

[SpankMe]

[Ghost Lemur]

Bahahahahaha

[Biff]

[White trash]

Actually, am I the only one who finds this culturally insensitive?

Shame on you guys, it's not funny.

[jazbug5]

Wasn't going to say anything (well, y'know, I'd only get bagged for being a girl n' stuff) but.. no, I'm not particularly keen on it either. Sorry guys.
(Thanks WT)

[Sniper]

Ok, well I suppose I have more to follow, its called mens libs

[scumdog]

Oh well, change the last one to a Scots woman "aye, and on the thurd day I jist see oot o' ma left eye ya ken"


I'm Scots and wouldn't find THAT offensive.

Each to their own but meh, the world is too P.C. - well for certain topics IMHO.

[White trash]

Woulda been better if he had of hit us with the ol'

"My chandle es stuck untta th brake petal of my Masda Bon-ko."

[scumdog]

Woulda been better if he had of hit us with the ol'

"My chandle es stuck untta th brake petal of my Masda Bon-ko."

F... you're a hard thing, just about pissed myself when I read (translated) that!!

[Sniper]

Hahaha, thats the funniest thing ever

[MSTRS:Me]

Each to their own but meh, the world is too P.C. - well for certain topics IMHO.

[idb]

Man, you have just laid my life bare. I realise now that;

My many issues such as my follicle regression has developed to such a stage that I take solace in the bottle.
Before I become accidentally horizontal it temporarily cures me of my overly caucasian tendencies and convinces me of my ability to become generationally differential.
Unfortunately I now know that others think I'm an owner operator and it all turns to mush when I am invited to investigate alternative destinations.
It is then that I tend to suffer a rectal cranial inversion and display swine empathy by accusing all of the bitches of being monogamously challenged or lesbians.
With all the dignity at my disposal I then turn around and take my liquid storage facility home.
But dignity? I end up looking like an equine colon evacuation orifice (that's mine).

Thank you doctor, I'm cured, can I get off the couch now?

[John]

Woulda been better if he had of hit us with the ol'

"My chandle es stuck untta th brake petal of my Masda Bon-ko."

your a genius in your own underwear!

[Ms Piggy]

Wasn't going to say anything (well, y'know, I'd only get bagged for being a girl n' stuff) but.. no, I'm not particularly keen on it either. Sorry guys.
(Thanks WT)

Nope don't like it, don't like 1 bit.