What are your skills and how can we exploit them?

**KiWiP** · 19th January 2010, 00:21

I'm allowed crayons..

but only at the weekend....

and only if I haven't bitten anyone.....

**LBD** · 19th January 2010, 01:15

Originally Posted by gilly

Most of you will have seen me on TV in adverts - but you won't have recognised me.

Yes I have spotted you in a commercial.......Madge in the palmolive add.....right?

I can look at pages of numbers and tell you your engine/transmission/Torquecoverter/hydraulic/diff /final drive eor other oil filled machine compartment is buggered....or not. And I know boats

**Swoop** · 19th January 2010, 07:33

I have the ability to convert beer into water.

Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie

My teenager tells me I can be a complete bitch!

Is that helpful to anyone?

Can you please pop down to the Inland Revenue office and increase their blood pressures by at least 25 points?

**mashman** · 19th January 2010, 08:21

I'm great at stripping bolts, i mean rethreading bolts incorrectly, have a natural talent for utterly destroying things that seemed to be completely fooked anyway and seem to be able to turn gold into lead.

**yungatart** · 19th January 2010, 08:31

Originally Posted by MSTRS

I have 6 kids. 3 are mine.

We have 6 kids...4 are mine!
I can add an extra potato to the pot and feed another 10 people....
and I'm really good at reading...

**EJK** · 19th January 2010, 08:46

I'm useless. I can't be recycled sorry.

**SMOKEU** · 19th January 2010, 09:43

Originally Posted by Swoop

I have the ability to convert beer into water.

I have the ablility to convert water into beer. And I can make some mean spirits as well.

**Swoop** · 19th January 2010, 10:39

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I have the ablility to convert water into beer. And I can make some mean spirits as well.

A truly gifted one!!!
I can turn water into exploding beer bottles...

**rachprice** · 19th January 2010, 10:44

Ill be able to prescribe in 3 years

**gatch** · 19th January 2010, 12:32

Originally Posted by rachprice

Ill be able to prescribe in 3 years

You can be my friend

In 3 years

**sidecar bob** · 19th January 2010, 13:53

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I have the ablility to convert water into beer. And I can make some mean spirits as well.

I have the ability to convert beer into piss. And i can make some mean gas as well.

**Ferkletastic** · 19th January 2010, 14:38

Sound engineer. I make stuff sound gooder.

**Big Dave** · 19th January 2010, 14:50

**phred** · 19th January 2010, 15:26

Apparently I have no skills that are of any value to anyone as I am STILL seeking paid employment and being rejected.....Oh So rejected.....

**rachprice** · 19th January 2010, 15:31

Originally Posted by gatch

You can be my friend

In 3 years

Whatever......you beg me to hang out with you

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