What are your skills and how can we exploit them?

[JimO]

I can touch my nose with my tongue!

i can touch your nose with my tongue

[Hitcher]

You must be right because I've never met you and you still piss me off.

I told you it was a gift.

[Ferkletastic]

Location, what happened, how many people of the same / opposite sex invlolved plus any piccies to back it all up, easy really.....
BD, I'm sure you have a few lying around, probably an album's worth, eh

I'd happily mix said recording.

[Dean]

I got the best one!

Im a half or quarter cast, either way.

- During the summer I can pull off a "gangster" and can call Maori people the N word.
- During Winter im a white civilised european.

Beat that!

[GOONR]

During the summer I can pull off a "gangster"

OK, what ever floats ya boat!

[Bikemad]

im really good at falling asleep in my comfy chair.............

[James Deuce]

OK, what ever floats ya boat!

I get the feeling he may have been helping his uncle jack off a horse.

[Stirts]

i can touch your nose with my tongue

Saweet!!! Now while your there can you suck out that enormous mucusy thick, sticky, slimy wet pudding-like gunk that currently resides inside my nose? Ta!

[MSTRS:Me]

...and can call Maori people the N word.

Psst....they ALL answer to 'Bro'. Not many called Nigel...

[Foxzee]

I'm skilled at multi tasking...I can talk and piss you off at the same time...

[JimO]

Saweet!!! Now while your there can you suck out that enormous mucusy thick, sticky, slimy wet pudding-like gunk that currently resides inside my nose? Ta!

that isnt very ladylike

[Kornholio]

that isnt very ladylike

You haven't met our Tina yet have you

[cave weta]

I look like John McEnroe- but play tennis like Mr Bean

[cave weta]

Actually one thing that I am good for apart from dirt bike tours is Canvas work. boat covers awnings shade sails- that sort of thing.
26 years in the industry.

www.canvas-doctor.yolasite.com

I have a mobile service so can come to you!

[Tashad]

Not really, although I've quit cycling and running for now cause I'm trying to put some muscle on. So maybe soon, at least I've got the broken nose, although not a pretty broken nose. And I've got big fluffy blonde hair instead of shaved. So not really at all, maybe slightly owen wilsonish. Who do you look like Tashad?

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hmm owen wilson...... um i don't really look like anyone
- oohh wait apprarently when my hair is short (which is currently isn't) and have my head at a particular angle and slightly bored look on my face I could.... quite possilby,,, look remotely like Audrey Hepburn... but it is a long shot.