Beggars
Bruce is an Pommy Beggar. Trevor is a Kiwi beggar. They both live in Sydney and beg in different areas of Bondi.
Bruce begs just as long as Trevor but only collects $4 to $5 every day.
Trevor brings home a suitcase FULL of $ 10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Bruce says to Trevor 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day?'
Trevor says, 'Look at your sign ... what does it say'?
Bruce's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Trevor says 'No wonder you only get $4 - $5.
Bruce says... 'So what does your sign say'?
Trevor shows Bruce his sign....
It reads: 'I only need another $10 to move back to New Zealand '
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