ventriloquist

[one fast tl1ooo]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Essex .
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, 'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!'

[R6_kid:Me]

Bwahahaha, saw that one coming. Reminds me of a lady who called up customer services to lay a complaint because "the last person who called me kept talking over me and wouldn't let me speak, and then when I started talking they hung up on me"... It's called a pre-recorded message.