Now that all you bastards are rich will you still talk to us poor folk?
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
ʇunoɔɔɐ ɹǝpunuʍop ʎɯ ǝsn oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı pıɐs ı
And a Dell laptop!
OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.
We are pleased to inform you about the release of the long awaited results of Sweepstakes promotion organized
by Tele2.nl/Microsoft,in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,(F.P.S.) held this
month of January,2010 in The Netherlands where your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails
in the 4th category and therefore attracted a cash award of 1,000,000.00 (One million Euros)
and a Dell laptop.
I guess I'll need it to keep track of all my cash.
I'm doing so good I might buy a lottery ticket.
And a Dell laptop? Lucky bastard!
Don't whatever you do buy a ticket, that will drastically reduce your chances of winning anything - I've found that I win much more on lotteries I've never entered.
Haven't heard anything further regarding my winnings, however I have had an influx of of exclusive offers of discounted Viagra and Cialis. No doubt this so I can cope with the hordes of young Russian girls who have also been emailing me offering their services. (Just quietly I think they may be gold diggers, but I'm going to humour them so that I can become NZ's answer to Hugh Hefner)
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
Bloke I know does the Russian Bride thing.
On his third, maybe fourth - have not seen him since Aus.
Some even went longer than the contract. Beautiful wimmens too.
He now has a committee select them.
His Accountant, His Pilot and his Attorney make the shortlist.
A bride that is rushin' around? Hmm...okay !!!
As for Pussy, how does a set of 4 37mm AA guns in my front yard go against a flimsy Fletcher....
Or....my new purchase of an AH-64 Apache LongBow will easily have a top-speed greater than the FU-24,..and Missus will know how to use the 30mm Chain Gun.... No orange crap getting on mine and cs363's houses![]()
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
I imagine your bride isn't doing much rushin around at the moment nudemetalz, the big day must be getting close or have I missed the announcement of reinforcements?
The AH-64 sounds nice, but frankly versus a doddery old git in a doddery old topdresser it's probably somewhat of an overkill. probably more cost effective to use a Hyobag 250 with a Crossman pellet gun mounted on the bars....
Still, as we're feelthy rich now the cost probably doesn't come into it.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
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