I hate cats. They live in your house and do absolutely nothing. You say hi and lick their ass all day long and want absolutely nothing to do with you until they’re hungry. They expect you to clean up their shit and piss while they give you a blank, stupid look.
They depend on you, but act like you can go to hell and they’ll be fine. However, in reality a house cat in the wild is little more than an easy meal! More or less, a cat is like a cheating, gold digging girlfriend.
PS We have our neighbours cat here because of the girls downstairs who feed her. Any photos of me cuddling and feeding this moggy are photoshopped, dont believe them
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