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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Beer and a blowjob.
    just make sure shes careful with that iron..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    just make sure shes careful with that iron..
    She can count herself lucky she was let out of the kitchen,so ironing and taking her from behind would be ok,after she gets a beer for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    She can count herself lucky she was let out of the kitchen,so ironing and taking her from behind would be ok,after she gets a beer for ya.
    Ya took the words right outta my mouth..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Call me strange but I would have shagged her senseless...........
    I would have too... but in front of all those people, would probably have stage fright.

    I might have asked for a parachute instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Of course not!
    She could be ironing the shirt while you were drinking the beer.
    ...all while you're shagging her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post

    I might have asked for a parachute instead.
    What about a 'raincoat'?

    But hey, if the beer came in a bottle you could still have some fun when you'd drunk the contents.

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