Interesting Pharmacological study

**Krayy** · 6th May 2005, 15:01

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a
generic name. For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve
is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprophen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course
ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs. Pepsi will
market the new formula by the name, Mount & Do.

**MrMelon** · 6th May 2005, 15:14

Heh heh, Take Jammitin® and you too can have old people sex.

**Lou Girardin** · 6th May 2005, 17:14

Originally Posted by MrMelon

Heh heh, Take Jammitin® and you too can have old people sex.

There's nothin' bloody wrong with old people sex. Cheeky young whippersnapper.

**Biff** · 6th May 2005, 18:04

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

There's nothin' bloody wrong with old people sex. Cheeky young whippersnapper.

Speak for youself, I'd rather have sex with young chicks!
Of legal age (+ 5 yearsish) I hasten to add. And I mean the human kind. Poultry does nothing for me.

If I didn't have a Ms Biff of course. Biff ducks as Ms Biff throws a saucepan at him

**MikeL** · 6th May 2005, 20:06

I can understand why the young guys are so pissed off - they've lost the only real advantage they had.

It has always been true that youth and enthusiasm are no match for age and experience. Now the equation is age + experience + potency.
Throw in the odd bit of enthusiasm which we can still muster and, sorry, you whippersnappers, you've got no show...

**Storm** · 7th May 2005, 11:19

You might be right, but you dont mind if I keep trying to disprove that theory do you?

**XTC** · 7th May 2005, 20:24

I still feel like an 18 year old......

shame I can't find one.......

**Sniper** · 8th May 2005, 09:41

Originally Posted by XTC

I still feel like an 18 year old......

shame I can't find one.......

Well you cant have mine

**WRT** · 4th August 2005, 12:59

Breaking News

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is
known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA
has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a
team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the
generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course
ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims
it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and! just a good old-
fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
of Mount & Do.

**Hillbilly** · 31st October 2006, 18:57

Subject: Pharmacology

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call th is a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

**Mr. Peanut** · 31st October 2006, 19:07

LMAO ty ty ty ^_^

**Sniper** · 31st October 2006, 20:00

Repost dude

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...gra#post673519

**SlashWylde** · 31st October 2006, 21:20

I haven't seen it before, It's pretty funny too. Thanks Hillbilly.

**Hillbilly** · 1st November 2006, 00:51

These jokes were sent to me from the US to my Yahoo account. I guess they've been around the world a few times, but I'd never seen it before.

**Stirts** · 11th November 2008, 10:44

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO...

Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.