The Genie

[kevfromcoro]

3 men are walking along the road
an american farmer
bin laden , and a biker,, and up pops a genie
i will grant you 3 wishes says the genie
the farmer says.. i wish my farm to be fertile for the wealth of my family
Poof... and it was done
then bin laden says. i wish my land to be free of american, british and non mulslim people
Poof,, and there was a huge wall around his country

the biker sits and thinks for a minute
tell me more about this wall he says
well its 5000 ft high and 500ft thick
no one can get in or out
the biker lights a smoke turns to the genie,, and says



Fill it full of water...................................

[Bren]

Nice...a Muslim swimming pool

[Bald Eagle]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together one day..

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', Says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm... I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians Can come into our precious land.

' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Aussie says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains,

'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Aussie sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lights a cigarette, Smiles and says,'Fill the fucker with water.'

[p.dath]

Haha. That's hilarious!

[TOTO]

haha mean !

[Creeping Death]

Oldie...cept those countries were replaced with Auckland.