Good medicine

[Korumba]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: -"What happened?"

Woman: --"Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor:-- "I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:-- "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me."

Doctor:--- "you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"

[DIN PELENDA]

LOL good one mate but look like you got noting else to do , get a bike-life !!!
Now I know this will be funny for people of NZ but this can't be NZ Doctor or Women. Women in NZ got lot more options, rights even more then man, women are looked after, but this is kind of advise (just STFU) you get in some countries even back home, if you are women that complain to police or doctors. Anyway me being in NZ I manage to found (work) my way around it. I do stuff like work night shift as my wife work day shift , one weekend she is away-like rage muffin concert this weekend she is away for 3 days, next weekend I be away North exposure tour for 3 days , done my SI tour, weekend rides... and that is where bike come in. She is not biker and she won't even get on it, and with 5 kids ( did I say she won't even get on it) we only see-heard each other (hardly ever ) even then just to say Hi and Bye, no need for tea. She love me more as further as I am from her and I love my wife, that is what true love is all about.

It look like Brendan you finally working things out with your ex . Now that you got some tea all you need is bike (one seat bike)!

Din

[Laava]

Check this out Brendan
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-266220367.htm

[Korumba]

LOL good one mate but look like you got noting else to do , get a bike-life !!!
Now I know this will be funny for people of NZ but this can't be NZ Doctor or Women. Women in NZ got lot more options, rights even more then man, women are looked after, but this is kind of advise (just STFU) you get in some countries even back home, if you are women that complain to police or doctors. Anyway me being in NZ I manage to found (work) my way around it. I do stuff like work night shift as my wife work day shift , one weekend she is away-like rage muffin concert this weekend she is away for 3 days, next weekend I be away North exposure tour for 3 days , done my SI tour, weekend rides... and that is where bike come in. She is not biker and she won't even get on it, and with 5 kids ( did I say she won't even get on it) we only see-heard each other (hardly ever ) even then just to say Hi and Bye, no need for tea. She love me more as further as I am from her and I love my wife, that is what true love is all about.

It look like Brendan you finally working things out with your ex . Now that you got some tea all you need is bike (one seat bike)!

Din

WTF????

May see you up North this weekend, I caught up with the Quicks yesterday.

[Korumba]

Check this out Brendan
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-266220367.htm

Cheers Al good price but not me.....

[Korumba]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

[DIN PELENDA]

WTF????

May see you up North this weekend, I caught up with the Quicks yesterday.

Yes I was going to come in to Whanga say Hi and Bye and see how you doing my man , but look like we are going around Whangarei so we my see you when? Maybe monday on way back ? Be nice to cath-up!

[Korumba]

Yes I was going to come in to Whanga say Hi and Bye and see how you doing my man , but look like we are going around Whangarei so we my see you when? Maybe monday on way back ? Be nice to cath-up!

Maybe at the camp ground up North on Sunday night for the BBQ.