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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Hey stify.... we haven't met yet.
    You won't be offended if we don't shake hands when we do get to catch up, will you??
    gee wiz, you're from new plymouth and ya wana be fussy who's hand ya shake??...If we ever do meet I'll just give ya hug then
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    When looking at the search page, I normally read the title and the Author in middle of the next line down. In this case it reads...."I JUST BENT OVER AND SPANK ME"

    Well I thought it was funny....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stify View Post
    gee wiz, you're from new plymouth and ya wana be fussy who's hand ya shake??...If we ever do meet I'll just give ya hug then
    Oh no you bloody won't!!
    Happy to catch up some time.... but with a few ground rules!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Oh no you bloody won't!!
    Happy to catch up some time.... but with a few ground rules!!
    I'll borrow a suzuki if that helps...
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    Don't worry mostly they do blood test first,then explore if needed apparently(never had prostate test,be the only test ya want to fail),talked to an old guy a year ago about his prostate,he left it a bit late,had radiation etc,but no good,so his prognosis was remove the boys,bit rational but he said no balls and alive,have balls and be dead,and he said doing it at 75yr meant he'd had enough use of his testosterone,he reckoned it was karma for castrating/gelding his bulls and colts.

    Wait till you need a colonoscopy,woohoo drink 3-4ltrs of pikoprep or similar to clean out system,asked the nurse what size lens was on the camera,she said it was quite a vivid,narrow type,phew I said thought it might be a wide angle,she said no(all serious etc),so I said glad to hear,my 35mm camera is quitewide in the body,she then nearly pissed herself realising I was joshing her.Then she gave me the sleepy juice and my comedy act went quiet.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Did you get the "Maxi Mag-lite" treatment?
    Or was it a camping headlight?

    But seriously folks - much info here http://www.moh.govt.nz/moh.nsf/index...tions-prostate . Links to consultation docs very good.

    Beyond 40 is good time to think about getting checked (1 in 500 get it in their 40s) and if anyone in your family has had it chances go up a lot.

    Any way back to reality. Whenever I get checked up I expect them to set the mood with a candles, a crisp cold Chablis and 1/2 a dozen oysters. Well that's what they expect from me before I go wanging anything up their nether regions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiWiP View Post
    Any way back to reality. Whenever I get checked up I expect them to set the mood with a candles, a crisp cold Chablis and 1/2 a dozen oysters. Well that's what they expect from me before I go wanging anything up their nether regions.

    And call you afterwards.....maybe send you flowers....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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