When looking at the search page, I normally read the title and the Author in middle of the next line down. In this case it reads...."I JUST BENT OVER AND SPANK ME"
Well I thought it was funny....
Don't worry mostly they do blood test first,then explore if needed apparently(never had prostate test,be the only test ya want to fail),talked to an old guy a year ago about his prostate,he left it a bit late,had radiation etc,but no good,so his prognosis was remove the boys,bit rational but he said no balls and alive,have balls and be dead,and he said doing it at 75yr meant he'd had enough use of his testosterone,he reckoned it was karma for castrating/gelding his bulls and colts.
Wait till you need a colonoscopy,woohoo drink 3-4ltrs of pikoprep or similar to clean out system,asked the nurse what size lens was on the camera,she said it was quite a vivid,narrow type,phew I said thought it might be a wide angle,she said no(all serious etc),so I said glad to hear,my 35mm camera is quitewide in the body,she then nearly pissed herself realising I was joshing her.Then she gave me the sleepy juice and my comedy act went quiet.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Or was it a camping headlight?
But seriously folks - much info here http://www.moh.govt.nz/moh.nsf/index...tions-prostate . Links to consultation docs very good.
Beyond 40 is good time to think about getting checked (1 in 500 get it in their 40s) and if anyone in your family has had it chances go up a lot.
Any way back to reality. Whenever I get checked up I expect them to set the mood with a candles, a crisp cold Chablis and 1/2 a dozen oysters. Well that's what they expect from me before I go wanging anything up their nether regions.![]()
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