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  1. 26th January 2010, 13:41 #1
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    Blah I just bent over and...

    had a very cute & petite, young Asian girlie stick her finger up my bum. And it wasn't my missus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    had a very cute & petite, young Asian girlie stick her finger up my bum. And it wasn't my misses.
    Fort Street by any chance, oh no, wait.. they aint petite.. or cute.
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    Prostate exam?

    QUICK! MUST TELL THE INTERNET!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Prostate exam?
    Bingo! If ya gotta get it done, get it done by a cute, young Asian girlie doctor.

    Buggered if I'm gonna have some old guy stick his stinky digit up ma bum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    had a very cute & petite, young Asian girlie stick her finger up my bum. And it wasn't my misses.
    Tis the year I should get it done.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    Bingo! If ya gotta get it done, get it done by a cute, young Asian girlie doctor.

    Buggered if I'm gonna have some old guy stick his stinky digit up ma bum.
    Either your older than I thought or you have health issues..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    had a very cute & petite, young Asian girlie stick her finger up my bum. And it wasn't my misses.
    did you offer to return the favour...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post

    Buggered if I'm gonna have some old guy stick his stinky digit up ma bum.
    They SAY it's their finger they use...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    QUICK! MUST TELL THE INTERNET!
    Best to let'em know it ain't that bad (with the right doctor). As importatnt for guys as breast exams are for girlies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    did you offer to return the favour...
    Bugger, didn't think of that. Could of given her a finger smear test.
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    You know that they can do this by taking bloods now - right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    Fort Street by any chance, oh no, wait.. they aint petite.. or cute...
    ...or girls?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    You know that they can do this by taking bloods now - right?
    But there's a good chance of false positive. Best to get a physical exam first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    Best to let'em know it ain't that bad (with the right doctor). As importatnt for guys as breast exams are for girlies.
    wait till they have to poke around there with a flashlight I shit you not, they have a special little (though it doesnt fucking fell little) flashlight for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    wait till they have to poke around there with a flashlight I shit you not, they have a special little (though it doesnt fucking fell little) flashlight for it.
    They aint going pot holing (caving) in my ass, it is not the Waitomo caves.
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