Originally Posted by
Hitcher
Di-hydrogen oxide is evil lethal stuff. There should be laws banning it.
I dilute mine - take 2 parts of di-hydrogen oxide and mix with ethyl hydrate. Add a little di-hydrogen oxide which has been solidified by lowering its temperature below 32 degree farhenheit, then crushed.
Place beaker in an agitator and shake vigorously for three minutes.
Consume.
Of course, for the homeopathic option, add one drop of ehtyl hydrate to 99 drops of di-hydrogen oxide, shake for a week. Take one drop of the resulting solution, add to 99 drops of pure di-hydrogen oxide, shake for a week, and add one drop of the resulting solution to 99 drops of di - what's the fucken point? It's now useless ...
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