My thought for today....

**MSTRS:Me** · 7th May 2005, 15:16

10% of women had sex within the first hour of their first date

20% of men had sex in a non-traditional place

36% of women favour nudity

45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes

46% of women experienced anal sex

70% of women prefer sex in the morning

80% of men have never experienced homosexual relations

90% of women would like to have sex in the forest

99% of women have never experienced sex in the office.

CONCLUSION: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of
having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

MORAL: Do not stay late in the office.
Nothing good will ever come of it

**Motu** · 7th May 2005, 16:18

I have never worked in an office - 99% of women have never met me.....

**Blakamin** · 7th May 2005, 16:51

Originally Posted by MSTRS

MORAL: Do not stay late in the office.
Nothing good will ever come of it

MORAL: becoming a forestry worker increases chances of anal sex.... yours or theirs?????

**Waylander** · 7th May 2005, 16:59

Originally Posted by Blakamin

MORAL: becoming a forestry worker increases chances of anal sex.... yours or theirs?????

Hmm I think I would rather work at a bike shop and not take the risk of it being mine (proud to be one of the 80%) Wich reminds me Bikes 'n Bits is hireing. Gonna go in on monday and since they know me there I might just get a job.

**Hitcher** · 7th May 2005, 17:02

So who's going to volunteer to tell a lumberjack that he takes it up the arse?

**Waylander** · 7th May 2005, 17:03

Originally Posted by Hitcher

So who's going to volunteer to tell a lumberjack that he takes it up the arse?

I nominate Hitcher.

**MSTRS:Me** · 7th May 2005, 17:04

Originally Posted by Waylander

Gonna go in on monday and since they know me there I might get lucky.

Careful how you say that....

**StoneChucker** · 7th May 2005, 17:11

Originally Posted by Hitcher

So who's going to volunteer to tell a lumberjack that he takes it up the arse?

I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Prancing from tree to tree, as they feltch down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The dainty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The cocky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

With my best buddy spooning my pride, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm so gay
I sleep all night and I flirt all day

He's a lumberjack, and he's so gay.
He sleeps all night and he flirts all day