My bike knows Kung Fu!

[firefighter]

Had a first today.

Lane splitting up Lincoln Rd, i'm passing cars stopped at a set of lights.
Naturally, there was a dog in the back of a car, most excited at something to bark at approaching, which is normal and what you'd expect.......

What I did'nt expect, was what the dog did. Not only did it bark, but instead of just barking, it decided it would lunge at me, no questions asked, with it's big German Shepherd head of his/hers, and take a snap at me, and seriously tried to bite me. It was going to have a go. Had the owner not caught it it would have tried to leap out of the car i'm sure.

No fucking around at all, what kind of fucken dog ferociously bites at someone just like that?

Anyway, as the dog is lunging at me and takes a snap, he misses, then Bumblebee, decides to show me it's well trained for these situations, and calmly kungFu bitch slapped the dog in the face/nose with it's right hand mirror! (obviously this happened within half a second)

I shat myself, bitch slap, then pissed myself.
(Shit! smack! hahahahaha)

Karma worked fast on that dog!

Hopefully it'll put it off instantly lunging at and biting people.

Off to change my undies.......

Ever had a dog, instead of just barking take a bite at you whilst on your bike?

[sunhuntin]

lmfao, your bike is very clever! all the more reason why dogs in cars should be bloody restrained. wonder what the owner would have done if the dog hadve bit you?

i had one rush me as i left home one day. it would have had my ankle had i not been going slightly faster than normal. dunno what kind of dog it was, but i think it came from the place across the road, which at time was housing mongrel mob. i called the dog ranger when i got to work and they didnt send anyone out.

[LBD]

Used to have a dog run out and chase me every morning on the way to work and run after me a bit....This particular morning he got the jump on me and came out slightly ahead...Thinking I might get a boot in, out goes the right leg....well it was not a soft contact, my size 42 external steel cap connected with his lower jaw or side of his nose in a solid crack.....Still used to see the dog chase others afterwards, but alway stood quietly on the side of the road as I passed by

[Gareth123]

I had a dog run out at me a couple of times out in Rangiora. Looked like a border collie. Anyway this one time it came out and tried to bite me on the shin while I was doing 80km/h. It got a smack in the head and ran off. I thought fuck it I'm gonna give this dogs owner a right bollocking. I stopped, put my foot down and couldn't hold the bike up. Fell over sideways. Needless to say no bollocking was given that day!

[scissorhands]

I got chased by a young male red nose pit bull. I was going uphill @ 45km/hr on a scooter, and the fucker was gaining on me. Luckily the hill topped out and I advanced on the horrible mutt.

Made a complaint and it turned out to be owned by a old p whore, who had received serveral complaints from neighbours.

[nosebleed]

I got chased by a young male red nose pit bull..

Rudolph's inbred cousin?

[rainman]

instead of just barking, it decided it would lunge at me, no questions asked, with it's big German Shepherd head of his/hers, and take a snap at me, and seriously tried to bite me. It was going to have a go. Had the owner not caught it it would have tried to leap out of the car i'm sure.

No fucking around at all, what kind of fucken dog ferociously bites at someone just like that?

A German Shepherd, pretty typical behaviour I'd say. Before we married my partner lived at a place where there were GS's, and every time I'd visit one of them would look at me with this "oh bugger, not him again, I'd just got comfortable" expression,walk over, and bite me. Only stopped when I walked in and brandished a length of reinforced hose (at which point it stopped on it's way over to bite me, walked back to the kennel, resigned, and sat down).

Ever had a dog, instead of just barking take a bite at you whilst on your bike?

Yep, a few times, mostly on the northern motorway as it happens.