The BDOTGNZA's guide to posting on Kiwi Biker

**Hitcher** · 28th January 2010, 19:53

This sentence contains a provocative statement that attracts the readers’ attention, but really only has very little to do with the topic of the blog post. This sentence claims to follow logically from the first sentence, though the connection is actually rather tenuous. This sentence claims that very few people are willing to admit the obvious inference of the last two sentences, with an implication that the reader is not one of those very few people. This sentence expresses the unwillingness of the writer to be silenced despite going against the popular wisdom. This sentence is a sort of drum roll, preparing the reader for the shocking truth to be contained in the next sentence.

This sentence contains the thesis of the blog post, a trite and obvious statement cast as a dazzling and controversial insight.

**riffer** · 28th January 2010, 20:05

So you're really suggesting the majority of KB is either bollocks or trolling then?

**Laava** · 28th January 2010, 20:35

Someone at this point, takes up a contrary position, purely on principle. Then proceeds to whip emotions up in others to induce a comical to-ing and fro-ing that should end in abuse that is just shy of the mark re getting infracted. Some logical argument ought to be included but un-necessary and juvenile name-calling is in fact easier to come up with.
Your momma's a pyjama and your sister's a blister.

**Oakie** · 29th January 2010, 06:48

And then after 31 posts someone will call someone else a Nazi and talk about freedom of choice.

**Flatcap** · 29th January 2010, 08:25

Helen Clark will be mentioned somewhere

**220 Ohms** · 29th January 2010, 08:44

Then someone will try (and fail) to introduce a humourous distraction by bringing up the well worn topic of waving.

**MSTRS:Me** · 29th January 2010, 09:16

OMG - won't someone think of the children?

**Badjelly** · 29th January 2010, 09:23

This sentence no verb.

**bungbung** · 29th January 2010, 09:26

About now, some other member will attempt to pervert the initial thread subject by bringing the delights of non-mainstream fermented or distilled beverages to your attention

**Swoop** · 29th January 2010, 09:35

Photo's or it never happened.

**mashman** · 29th January 2010, 09:54

Originally Posted by MSTRS

OMG - won't someone think of the children?

I have a feeling my bling just came through as negative... why i know not... and in keeping on topic, how do i remove red bling?

**MSTRS:Me** · 29th January 2010, 12:02

Yes it did. Now the abuse in this thread starts...
Bastard. How dare you red me for a post that wasn't nasty. What did I ever do to you, ya prick?

**onearmedbandit** · 29th January 2010, 12:06

Originally Posted by mashman

I have a feeling my bling just came through as negative... why i know not... and in keeping on topic, how do i remove red bling?

Try as you might, and many have, you can never remove red bling. Never.

**mashman** · 29th January 2010, 12:31

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Yes it did. Now the abuse in this thread starts...
Bastard. How dare you red me for a post that wasn't nasty. What did I ever do to you, ya prick?

I ask for understanding and all i get is abuse... invoke article 15 sub paragraph 4.6 of the trollers guide to KB... the race card...... is it coz i is white?