President Obama and John Key are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

President Obama goes first:
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out:

"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is
non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

John Key thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks:

"What will New Zealand be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

But he just stares at it.

"Come on John" says Obama,
"Tell us what it says"

"I can't" - says John.

It's all in Chinese!"