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    Found this Click image for larger version. 

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ID:	203185at a service station yesterday.

    While I was buying it the chap behind me asked "Are you a cougar and if so what are you doing on Saturday night?"
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    While I was buying it the chap behind me asked "Are you a cougar and if so what are you doing on Saturday night?"[/QUOTE]

    See, young guys are interested, it's not just the older women doing the initiating

    Cougar CD - everyone's on the bandwagon hey - good for a laugh

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    its actually got some music on it that I really like. Never thought of it as cougar songs tho, but I can see that they work
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    Haha, omg, that is just too funny, doesn't take long for someone to make money out of a "new fad"

    so what did you do on Saturday night????

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    I had a drink last night called bitter cougar!
    Ironically it was with my friends mum who is 43, recently single, a babe and has a better body than me!

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    One thing useful about us old guy's girls is, to us you will always be a "chick"! (maybe that's a little desperate! )

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    This only happend a couple of days ago. I am too slow on it tho, I should have given him my business card and told him to email me so we could discuss possibilities...

    In reality I blushed and cracked up laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. He knew the young chap behind the counter and they proceeded to have a discussion about the relative merits of cougars and how they are in fact a good thing for a young man to do.

    Then I had to explain to my mother what a cougar is. She laughed and said "O? does it have a name now does it?" i do NOT want to know. nope, no way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    One thing useful about us old guy's girls is, to us you will always be a "chick"! (maybe that's a little desperate! )
    Not desperate Sweety. I happen to know old farts are usually an experience worth having
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    but they start being "proper cougars" at around late 40's to early 50's.
    Bit on the high side imo, thats lynx & snow leopard territory


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    Men wearing 'Lynx' smell quite nice really
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    You don't know what you are missing dear
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Men wearing 'Lynx' smell quite nice really
    Teenage boys dont tho. Sheesh, not sure which is worse, b.o. or Lynx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Teenage boys dont tho. Sheesh, not sure which is worse, b.o. or Lynx
    I don't 'sniff' teenage boys lmao!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    "Are you a cougar and if so what are you doing on Saturday night?"
    So you were a bit slow on accepting the offer eh Ratti??

    .... A real cougar would've pounced
    White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyegasm View Post
    So you were a bit slow on accepting the offer eh Ratti??

    .... A real cougar would've pounced
    Even 'cougars' have standards
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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