For women of a 'certain age'...

[Fatt Max]

For those who havent tried yet....yup fat men have a certain appeal. Think of it this way, they are not afraid to indulge their senses or they wouldnt have got fat to start with and there is defnatly a sensual appeal as far as touch goes, try it you might be suprised.

Yep, as I have said on more than one occaision, I only have a 3" willy but I have 130kg to push it in with.

Other advantages of a fat bloke:

(a) You are never short of shade

(b) Always room in the butt crack to store your keys, cellphone and EFTPOS card when you are at the beach

(c) Farts are definatley funnier

(d) Fat people are harder to kidnap so that will save money on ransoms etc

(e) Basically, we try harder

There you have it. I'm available for any research work that may be required. Dont ask me to wear a thong, it will be like rubbing dental floss between two VW Beetles

Fat love........yyyeeeaaaaahhhhhh.............phutt... ...

[Skyryder]

Pig's probably more like it. ...most likely one who's not lacking material wealth as well.

They are known as Sugar Daddys.

I was out pissing up many years ago and had to go to my car to get another packet of fags. I'd just locked up and this oldish guy walks out with this chick and I mean she was a bit of 'allright.' He was parked next to my car and being the gentleman he proceeded to unlock the passanger's door. I kid you not he was so shacken with 'expectation' that he could not get the key in the door.

Skyryder

[Maha]

Yep, as I have said on more than one occaision, I only have a 3" willy but I have 130kg to push it in with.

Other advantages of a fat bloke:

(a) You are never short of shade

(b) Always room in the butt crack to store your keys, cellphone and EFTPOS card when you are at the beach

(c) Farts are definatley funnier

(d) Fat people are harder to kidnap so that will save money on ransoms etc

(e) Basically, we try harder

There you have it. I'm available for any research work that may be required. Dont ask me to wear a thong, it will be like rubbing dental floss between two VW Beetles

Fat love........yyyeeeaaaaahhhhhh.............phutt... ...

And when you get rid of that nostril you'll be even more appealing!.....

[Love my Bonnie]

Some of us girls like bellies on our blokes you know!!
Kinda sexy, I reckon!!

[KAWA Z]

"if you've ever done it with a leopardess you'll never look at a squirrel again !"
charles bukovski

[Leviticus]

I was "cougared" at 18, by a 32 year old. Great times, defo one to keep in the "wank bank"

[oldrider]

Sugar daddy available to discerning biker ladies,

Wednesday evenings preferable,

Bookings essential. (Must be patient but hurry only the first five callers will be considered.)

PM oldrider,

Apologies: This offer has been completely oversubscribed and must be withdrawn for "health and safety" reasons! (mine)

[Fatt Max]

Some of us girls like bellies on our blokes you know!!
Kinda sexy, I reckon!!

Ooohhhhhhh.............

[Gareth51]

Oh, I wish there were cougars out and about when I was young. I was shy and awkward , and a cougar would have been just what I needed. Someone who knew what they wanted and could teach me.
Oh bother it's to late I'm old,ha,ha.

They have been around for a long time.....my good mate and I experance a double penertration with lady much older than us and that was back in the sixties..and thats all I'm saying

[Pixie]

Slightly of topic here,but does anyone else think the woman in the Air NZ "cougar" ad has been a little too long on the end of an embalmer's syringe?

[Pixie]

so the male equivalent of a cougar is a tiger?

No,the male equivalent is the mounting lion.

[TOTO]

Isn't it Old Codger ?

[Ratti]

soooo..now a few secrets coming out huh guys?
Seems that a liking for a likely lad has been around for some time now? And of course the liking of a lad for an older woman has not lost it's appeal over the years either! yippee! there be hope for my lonely old self yet. lol
Nice to see another biker lady appreciates a belly on a man. It's actually really nice to ride a full bodied chap, lot like riding a fullbodied bike..once you get your seat comfy you're away...as with heavy bikes tho', don't let the bugger get on top of you

[firefighter]

it's finally time that women got to play the game that older men have always enjoyed.

Finally?! This term has been around forever! It's only over the last 10 or so years that it's become television drama. Yes time does move that fast.

[Reckless]

Some of us girls like bellies on our blokes you know!!
Kinda sexy, I reckon!!

Oh your all my kinda girls! Only real men have traded up that boring old six pack for a full dozen. LOL!!!
Makes our tongues move much faster aswell!! Nuff detail!