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  1. 5th February 2010, 12:05 #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Fair question, one to which i have no answer to that i can publish on a forum without being a marked man for the rest of my life!!!
    Sensible chap. I approve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    I've just swallowed 12 inches, so might just stop thinking about the habits and habitat of the chocolate starfish...
    ALright I'll bite. 12 inches of what? Toblerone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    I've just swallowed 12 inches...
    Big mouth....LOL
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Darling men.....no-one 'cept you two have mentioned outholes..... is this because you both have a subconcious wish for someone to go exploring your neverbeforeseen areas?

    Foxzee and I are defnatly new to the game of tag team...never met each other before to day...never met at all actually.
    Shit....I didn't realise we were playing tag...I thought it was hide and seek.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Darling men.....no-one 'cept you two have mentioned outholes..... is this because you both have a subconcious wish for someone to go exploring your neverbeforeseen areas?

    Foxzee and I are defnatly new to the game of tag team...never met each other before to day...never met at all actually.
    oh I see now.... you want me to break the ice, be the sandwich in the middle so to speak... or the meat a trap for a young men....

    I was so close in trusting yous with my virtue...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    ALright I'll bite. 12 inches of what? Toblerone?
    I'm sure you would... t'was a subway... althoiugh now i have a hankering for toblerone... damn you woman!

    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee
    Big mouth....LOL
    cheeky bugga ... i get it from my mum apparantly...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Shit....I didn't realise we were playing tag...I thought it was hide and seek.........
    I'll do the hiding ok!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    I was so close in trusting yous with my virtue...
    you wanna sell that on ineed.co.nz... to a cougar perhaps...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    This has turned into a very weird thread!
    I thought it was Fish we were playing. Certainly been getting the bites!
    I think I need to go do some work. Not housework tho, will wait for 'drifter to get his act together and ride down.
    Got some costumes to make so better go get 'em done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    I was so close in trusting yous with my virtue...
    Virture - is that what you have named yours!.......
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    I'll do the hiding ok!
    chicken! You not scared of a couple of harmless girly bikers are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    you wanna sell that on ineed.co.nz... to a cougar perhaps...
    Fuk yeah good point!

    How much ladies.... start the bidding I will use the money for a sex change then you can have your wicked way with me ! money well spent, about time someone else does all the work and I can do all the moaning lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Virture - is that what you have named yours!.......
    Hopefull might be a better name for his
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    I'll do the hiding ok!
    You'll need to give us clue where you are tho!!!!!! hmmm I wonder what the clue could be..........
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
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    I'll only bid if you promise to spend the money wisely
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