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  1. 5th February 2010, 15:57 #211
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Oh your a hard lady Ratti..... see what I get dig up for you
    Show us your Kip McGrath Certificate first.
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    maybe its just layers of condoms he didnt take off.
    In sex ed when they were talking about safe sex, someone probably didnt explain to him that one does not need condoms when masturbating
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    Ok dot to dot equals 10years............. 4 dots!


    YOUR SAFE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    maybe its just layers of condoms he didnt take off.
    In sex ed when they were talking about safe sex, someone probably didnt explain to him that one does not need condoms when masturbating
    Think about it.... it got it's merits, no sticky hand.. for some it hands lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Ok dot to dot equals 10years............. 4 dots!


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    so you're admitting you're 40? lol, I was already safe dude, but your age means that YOU are safe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    so you're admitting you're 40? lol, I was already safe dude, but your age means that YOU are safe!
    Changing your spots aye...... now I am to old, is that what your saying?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Changing your spots aye...... now I am to old, is that what your saying?
    just that you're not cougar bait for me. for a 55 yo hotty, you're in dude! and trust me I know some damn hot women that age!
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    growth rings??? or were the cock rings just too tight????
    I'm picking the cock rings are just way to big.......something he maybe can grow into!!!!!...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    just that you're not cougar bait for me. for a 55 yo hotty, you're in dude! and trust me I know some damn hot women that age!
    NO NO NO I want to prey on the young too

    huh girls get all fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    I'm picking the cock rings are just way to big.......something he maybe can grow into!!!!!...LOL
    Yeah, grow into them if you rub me the right way !
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Ok dot to dot equals 10years............. 4 dots!


    YOUR SAFE!

    OMG....ello grandad....can you hear me or should I shout louder......LOL
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    I'm picking the cock rings are just way to big.......something he maybe can grow into!!!!!...LOL
    mwahahaha well said chook!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Yeah, grow into them if you rub me the right way !
    Apparently it's all in the stroke...I hear...........
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    NO NO NO I want to prey on the young too

    huh girls get all fun!
    that's cos a 40 yo chap with a 25 yo woman is just sad.
    but a 40 yo woman with a 25 yo lad....is not sad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Apparently it's all in the stroke...I hear...........
    2 if its a young'un

    4 strokes for an older chap

    Older guys do last longer
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