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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    so is the occasional older one...it not true, you CAN teach and old dog new tricks take your time and dont make any sudden moves to frighten them.
    But you should be able to lay there and not say a word, and the only sounds you should be making is fliud and extasy moaning wouldn't that be nice mmmhmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Yes Aunty Ratti.....I will be gentle with boys cos they break easily.......but I learnt from you....LOL
    shhhh. dont tell, everyone will get the wrong idea about me! ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    It's all in the technique, push the right spots for the right amount of time.... something a young lad wouldn't know how, to edger to blow his load... be all over before it started...
    You on the other hand will go all night right....pushing the right spots with technique...your a fucking legend Drift................

    Why do I not believe this???????????
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    But you should be able to lay there and not say a word, and the only sounds you should be making is fliud and extasy moaning wouldn't that be nice mmmhmmm
    Aunty Ratti....he's coming onto you...be gentle with him...do as he says and just lie there......then pounce after all stiff prey is better than the freshly caught...............
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    But you should be able to lay there and not say a word, and the only sounds you should be making is fliud and extasy moaning wouldn't that be nice mmmhmmm
    NOt say a word? how the hell you gonna know you getting the right bits if I dont tell you?

    *FFS bloody men.. mutter..think they know everything..mutter...wont friggen well listen...mutter..firken knowit all prats....*

    and yes chook it does sounds nice, but there's gotta be some communication going down or it aint gonna happen. geez..how old did you say youu were gonna be??? and you havent learnt that yet??? FFS, maybe mashman's right and i really should go after a young up that is easy to train....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    You on the other hand will go all night right....pushing the right spots with technique...your a fucking legend Drift................

    Why do I not believe this???????????
    Are we getting personal here... had no complaints
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Aunty Ratti....he's coming onto you...be gentle with him...do as he says and just lie there......then pounce after all stiff prey is better than the freshly caught...............
    not necessarily Dear....one gets to play for a while with fresh prey..and they stiffen up after a while....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    NOt say a word? how the hell you gonna know you getting the right bits if I dont tell you?

    *FFS bloody men.. mutter..think they know everything..mutter...wont friggen well listen...mutter..firken knowit all prats....*

    and yes chook it does sounds nice, but there's gotta be some communication going down or it aint gonna happen. geez..how old did you say youu were gonna be??? and you havent learnt that yet??? FFS, maybe mashman's right and i really should go after a young up that is easy to train....
    Well.... see an old guy listens to sounds a woman makes...... no words need to be said if your tuned in, in the art of love making

    I feel you ladies that have not had that sort man that can read a woman, you have missed soooo much
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Are we getting personal here... had no complaints

    Da Fox is curious............(hang on if Deans on here we will get the wiki on how a fox is curious by nature!!!)

    A man with technique and NO complaints.............
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Notice how many of them own cats?.....must be pussy magnets
    that or its the only pussy they get to stroke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Well.... see an old guy listens to sounds a woman makes...... no words need to be said if your tuned in, in the art of love making

    I feel you ladies that have not had that sort man that can read a woman, you have missed soooo much

    What are you saying.......we need you?????????
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    that or its the only pussy they get to stroke?
    Oh my gosh I do have a f-ing cat............. what the hell does that mean!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    A man with technique and NO complaints.............
    theoretically possible... as the Queen said to Alice 'I make it a point to believe in 6 impossible things before breakfast " or something like that anyway!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Oh my gosh I do have a f-ing cat............. what the hell does that mean!
    that you like pussys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Oh my gosh I do have a f-ing cat............. what the hell does that mean!

    Ahhhh so it was bloody fur balls that you were choking on earlier...not porriage......hold ya nuts and cough that should release them!!!!!
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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