For women of a 'certain age'...

[Fatt Max]

only get One Life, so make it count! (Jack - Titanic)

The captain of that ship had 1,500 men go down on him....busy fecking night....at least Jack managed to get a rub of Kate Winslut's knockers before he hit the ice........

Tried doing the Titanic thing with Mrs Max on the Cook Strait ferry a couple of years ago, thought it would be romantic.........she dont like boats much and got a bit, you know, crook......I was picking diced carrots and tomato skins out of my jacket for days after....

Celine Dion, I blame you and that fecking song of yours for making me smell like the bogs in any Irish pub just after midnight on a Staurday.....

[2wheeldrifter]

oh can someone give me wheelchair a push?? the batterys gone flat running my laptop to be on here....


Maha is right, the younger the scale goes the more it's frowned upon,

15years is a big maturity gap for some

[Fatt Max]

Bet ya grabbed her pie before she left...............LOL

I would if she ate them, 5okg non pie eating woman..........good fecking riddance I say. When Mrs Max asks 'Does My Bum Look Big In This?' I reply with a resounding "Fuck yeah, get up them stairs chicken cosy Mr Chuby Checker wants you to play with his ding-a-ling'.

Never, ever met a happy skinny person......fuck 'em.....lol

[Ratti]

True, but if 15 years is the difference, and the older person is 27 then that would not be right, right?
The largest age gap relationship I have been in was 11 years, I was 37 at the time.

as you say it depends on age of participants. when I was 23 and he was 16, it was a big difference. then when i was 42 and he was 25, it was still a big difference!

[2wheeldrifter]

as you say it depends on age of participants. when I was 23 and he was 16, it was a big difference. then when i was 42 and he was 25, it was still a big difference!

That age it's more to do with maturity isn't it?

Damn am I been for real on here....???

[Foxzee]

I would if she ate them, 5okg non pie eating woman..........good fecking riddance I say. When Mrs Max asks 'Does My Bum Look Big In This?' I reply with a resounding "Fuck yeah, get up them stairs chicken cosy Mr Chuby Checker wants you to play with his ding-a-ling'.

Never, ever met a happy skinny person......fuck 'em.....lol

So you are saying that skinny .....no eating pie woman are not right.............man are you going to get a pie in ya face on the 16th when you get to Welly.....LOL

[2wheeldrifter]

opps just reread it, It's all about maturity with the participants.

[Genie]

True, but if 15 years is the difference, and the older person is 27 then that would not be right, right?
The largest age gap relationship I have been in was 11 years, I was 37 at the time.

so when you were 21 she was 10,,,somehow as we age the difference doesn't seem quite so yick and then when we get to another certain age...say Madonna (53) and her young fella Jesus (not sure, but fuck he's young) it just becomes so very wrong.....

[Dean]

Nice to see you Dean.

Have I got a webcam streaming or something? lol.

I really shouldnt be talking on this buut.
Me and mates have been subject to Cougar attacks whilst hitting the town, they tend to be in their 30's but yeah some in their 40's. They like our Youthfull vigor so to speak.

They are quite touchy hands on when you buy them a drink you can really tell when they have been 'reprived' of something for weeks you can almost hear the desperateness in their voices.
Me personally I find older women attractive because they are more mature and wise, but if a stranger is going to approach me at a bar and she just wants a one nighter then stuff that not safe even with condoms and she aint the right kinda person you know?

[Foxzee]

opps just reread it, It's all about maturity with the participants.

Have you found a cougar....LOL....

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

[Genie]

Most.....ahem, make that all the women I've ever jiggied with have bounced off me more than once. On lady who weighed in at 50kg actually bounced out the bedroom window.......and we were 17 floors up, poor thing.....

hahahahaah....love this and god I love to bounce...........hehehehehe

[Ratti]

So you are saying that skinny .....no eating pie woman are not right.............man are you going to get a pie in ya face on the 16th when you get to Welly.....LOL

Excellent idea Foxzee. Im picking up our rotund friend from the airport...wanna arrange a little welcome for him?

[Fatt Max]

So you are saying that skinny .....no eating pie woman are not right.............man are you going to get a pie in ya face on the 16th when you get to Welly.....LOL

No not al all matey, all I said was I've never met a happy skinny person.....and lets face it, a 50kg non eating pie woman is, well, you know.......as for that pie in the face, can you make sure I have my mouth open at the time.....

At the end of the day, I love all women of all shapes and sizes.......but they are not like the real thing...!!

[2wheeldrifter]

Have you found a cougar....LOL....

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

I think I have, she just "jumped" my wheelchair... I'm in love !

[allycatz]

True, but if 15 years is the difference, and the older person is 27 then that would not be right, right?
The largest age gap relationship I have been in was 11 years, I was 37 at the time.

I met my ex husband when I was 18...he was 33....we were together 18 years. I couldnt get me head around shagging someone 18 years my junior....Im done with the whole 'use them then lose then' bizzo