For women of a 'certain age'...

[Ratti]

hahahahaah....love this and god I love to bounce...........hehehehehe

thats just one of the many advantages of a fat man. bounce bounce bounce

[Ratti]

I think I have, she just "jumped" my wheelchair... I'm in love !

That's not a cougar dear, that's just your cat asking to be fed...

[Genie]

Have I got a webcam streaming or something? lol.

I really shouldnt be talking on this buut.

Me and mates have been subject to Cougar attacks whilst hitting the town, they tend to be in their 30's but yeah some in their 40's. They like our Youthfull vigor so to speak. hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahah omg you're probably right!!!!

They are quite touchy hands on when you buy them a drink you can really tell when they have been 'reprived' of something for weeks you can almost hear the desperateness in their voices. You buy them a drink....FFS....they should be buying you a drink. OH YUK on the desparate!


Me personally I find older women attractive because they are more mature and wise, but if a stranger is going to approach me at a bar and she just wants a one nighter then stuff that not safe even with condoms and she aint the right kinda person you know?

always, and I mean always, be very picky about who you let have access to the "goods"

[Fatt Max]

Excellent idea Foxzee. Im picking up our rotund friend from the airport...wanna arrange a little welcome for him?

Feck me gently, I absolutley positivley LOVE Wellington........!!!

[Genie]

thats just one of the many advantages of a fat man. bounce bounce bounce

Please can you inform me of other advantages????? LIke I get that the warmth and the snuggle thing would be sooooo way way yummy....but what esle is there?

[2wheeldrifter]

That's not a cougar dear, that's just your cat asking to be fed...

Better go fed it some meat then..

catch ya

[Genie]

The captain of that ship had 1,500 men go down on him....busy fecking night....at least Jack managed to get a rub of Kate Winslut's knockers before he hit the ice........

Tried doing the Titanic thing with Mrs Max on the Cook Strait ferry a couple of years ago, thought it would be romantic.........she dont like boats much and got a bit, you know, crook......I was picking diced carrots and tomato skins out of my jacket for days after....

Celine Dion, I blame you and that fecking song of yours for making me smell like the bogs in any Irish pub just after midnight on a Staurday.....

OMG...you are so the funniest man on kb....well in my eyes

[Foxzee]

Excellent idea Foxzee. Im picking up our rotund friend from the airport...wanna arrange a little welcome for him?

Hehehe Aunty Ratti......time to show me what ya really know................

Is Stoney's car not big enough???????????????

[Genie]

Feck me gently, I absolutley positivley LOVE Wellington........!!!

and I absolutley, positively LOVE my bike....oh and I LOVE MY MASTER......he rocks!

[Fatt Max]

Please can you inform me of other advantages????? LIke I get that the warmth and the snuggle thing would be sooooo way way yummy....but what esle is there?

Well, as I indicated in another thread, here are a few things to contemplate:

(a) You will never, ever be short of something to eat

(b) Fat blokes give off a scent called Minceandcheese-illyum, a potent hormone that drives any red blooded girl wild and reaching for the tommy sauce

(c) Fat blokes always carry condoms, they hold 2 litres of liquid, much easier to fill then those clumsy jugs at the wholesalers

(d) You can rub flabby manboobs to see just how those girls in the left handed DVD’s feel and still not be accused of being a raging rug muncher (although that in itself is not a bad thing)

(e) A fat bloke on a bike is probably the sexiest, most erotic thing you can think of, unless Susan Boyle’s moustache flicks yer switch

(f) A fat bloke can find the G spot cos it looks like a lolly and lollies are nice

So there you go ladies. Please feel free to browse my self help publication on this topic entitled “Oh Go On Then Big Boy, Show Me What Else You Have Hidden In Your Gut Flaps”

There now, feel anything........

[Dean]

always, and I mean always, be very picky about who you let have access to the "goods"

Yeah most definately I get to know them first.

About this whole 'fat man' thing, when one gets a beer belly the weight from the Stomach overlaps the groin and Penis, meaning the person loses inches off the Penis. The Penis literally inverts itself but hey if you can figure out an in genius way on how to bounce on a 3inch pinner sure

[Fatt Max]

Hehehe Aunty Ratti......time to show me what ya really know................

Is Stoney's car not big enough???????????????

It's not........it's not........it's not a fecking ice cream van is it??????.........ooohhh, just off to have a cold shower, somethings come up.......oh I say.......

[Genie]

It's not........it's not........it's not a fecking ice cream van is it??????.........ooohhh, just off to have a cold shower, somethings come up.......oh I say.......

DO NOT MENTION ICE CREAM VAN....under any circumstances. I have been lead to believe that evil lurks in the bellows of these things!!! Be very afraid....very very afraid!

[Fatt Max]

DO NOT MENTION ICE CREAM VAN....under any circumstances. I have been lead to believe that evil lurks in the bellows of these things!!! Be very afraid....very very afraid!

Nah bollocks, if you find one I shall protect you and slay the evil........and eat the flakes and other stuff.

Actually, they found a guy dead in an ice cream van at the end of my road last week. Guy had chopped peanuts all over him, police reckon he topped himself.......
.......the area is still coned off........

Shit, eh....been a long day.....

[Foxzee]

It's not........it's not........it's not a fecking ice cream van is it??????.........ooohhh, just off to have a cold shower, somethings come up.......oh I say.......

According to Dean that's impossible.......nothing can come up....

Be good to met ya at the golden gates of Parly..........I'll bring the pies ok!!!!!!